"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.

DMHG. Songfic. Hermione and Draco meet in the rain one evening, the first of many visits.

Draco Malfoy thought he was the most screwed up person at Hogwarts after the war, but he was wrong. Warning: mature and dark themes plus drug use.

ONESHOT response to a challenge. I don't have a summary suffice to say that its amusing to read so PLEASE READ IT! DMHG i hope you enjoy it!

There's something strange going on around Hogwarts and Hermione is determined to get to the bottom of it.

Draco lowered his wand with a wounded and aching expression. He took a deep breath and pointed his wand at her once more. “I meant every word of it. But not one word of it can ever be. Goodbye.” DMHG

Don't you just hate clichés. Personally, I do. That's why this story exists. I took a DMHG cliché in my hands, and sadistically added notes to make it tremendously funny. Author mistakes and plot holes. Teasing ridiculous clichés. Parody. Humour. DMHG

Complete. HGDM. Hermione and Draco must survive a Potions project together, but they'll have to learn to survive each other first.

It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!

The war is over, but not everyone is safe. That includes Malfoy, who after saving Harry's life must go into hiding. Where must he hide? Hermione's house! She learns more about him and begins to ask, is he really that bad? DMHG R&R

PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.

Draco straightned, spinning to face the culprit. You'd think a guy with such a nice but would be used to girls smacking it, but he wasn't. As his eyes landed on her he felt his jaw drop. Hermione? DHerm

PostHogwarts. Hermione gets demoted from her job at the ministry which means she has to move out and find somewhere cheaper to live, and Draco Malfoy happens to need a new roommate. DMHG.

Draco and Hermione bond over their mutual hatred for one exasperating redhead.

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG

Draco is transported to the future and receives the shock of his life. Could he really find everything he needs in Hermione? PLEASE R&R!

Draco Malfoy knows what he likes, he just isn't sure that he can get her. DMHG

When Hermione is captured while attempting to steal a Horcrux from Malfoy Mansion, she ends up with something else entirely. Post HBP. DracoHermione.

VERY Long One Shot...Draco's plans for ignoring the most hated holiday of the year are put on hold by the God of Love himself. It's either win or kiss dating goodbye. What's a cynic to do? Warnings: Fluff, Character Canon that Careens into OOC due to Arrows, Comedy, Romance. Lightly edited 17.6.2013

Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!

When odd notes start arriving at Hermione's flat, her Valentine's Day starts looking brighter as the day goes on. Written for the dmhgficexchange at livejournal. read and review please!

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

"Granger, I'm going to kiss you!" He said, grabbing her arm and pulling her to him. DMHG, sequel up now!