Saruman decides to kidnap Legolas and baits a trap with a bottle of Herbal Essences. The rest of the Fellowship must go to rescue him! But will they be able to, or will Saruman's powers and Legolas's blondeness foil their plans? Finished!

A series of Short stories involving Legolas getting into odd predicaments. Very short chapters.

A little poem about torturing Legolas. Won't that be so much fun? Six straight weeks of not-perfect hair, Nine full moons of unclean underwear.... This is so dumb. :P

I find ways to kill Legolas. Or he finds them himself. Not for the squeamish. Now added: More spidery goodness!

Frodo is clueless, Gandalf is preoccupied, and Harvey is...there. I revived it! Yahoo!

Winner of the Inter-Realm Parody Contest over at CoE. A parody of Legolas's part at the Council of Elrond. Slight Leggy-bashing does occur. (And you knew it would)

Elrondie throws a party. Unfortunately, he forgot himself and invited hobbits. Finished at last. PG for slight Leggybashing... *Not an update alas! Just fixed a typo in Ch. 3*

The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.

Legolas has fallen in the mud! Oh, what shall he do?! What will his FRIENDS do?? A story with a moral, only rated PG because there's one swear word in it and I couldn't stand writing something rated G.

Pippin's having a very productive day, humiliating Legolas along the way! Please read and review! Thanks, all! ^_^

Gandalf and Legolas stuck together on a mountain ooh, I wonder what'll happen! If you're wondering the same and even if you're not, then read and find out!

Lord Elrond summons Legolas and Aragorn to help him. Can they solve his problem? Read and find out! Caution: High Leggybashing content found inside!

What plan does Gimli have for Legolas? Not one that Legolas is gonna like, that's for sure! So please read and enjoy! : Caution: LEGGYBASHING!

Sam hates Legolas Green-Eggs-and-Ham-style! Caution: Not as tame as the Green Eggs and Ham rhyme

Yup, I envy Legolas! But don't we all? So, WHY do I envy him? Well, you have to read to find out! -

Suffering from Writer's Block? Can't quite figure out how to kill off Legolas? Then YOU need leggystink's guide to killing off Legolas! Yes! All your solutions are in THIS little fanfiction, so click on this link and end your Writer's Block today!

A rhyme about...well...a plan to kill Legolas. Hehe...hope you have fun reading it!