Vetinari fixes what isn't broken. Slash if you squint.

In order to escape the attention of Lord Snapcase, Havelock Vetinari has been forced to go on the Grand Sneer with...oh gods...Downey and friends. And if that wasn't enough to deal with, he's got to contend with the vampires and werewolves of Uberwald too

It's a wet and miserable night in AnkhMorpork and Rosie Palm is walking the streets, hoping to meet Mr RightAmount. PreNight Watch.

Oneshot, The Truth fic, set in the Times office. Otto accidentally takes a picture and sets some chemistry going. Sometimes, dark light can show the good things.

On their wedding Anniversary, Mort and Ysabell Sto Helit take a fateful coach journey.

The other children didn't often play with young Jonathan Teatime. Except on one occasion. Implied sexual situations.

In the Gray House, Tilda isn’t doing well. PreMonstrous Regiment. Contains major spoilers. Rated T for mentions of physical and sexual abuse and selfinflicted injury. TonkerLofty.

Followup to The Kind of Little Boy. Jonathan Teatime learns a little more from his punishment that the Guild masters perhaps hoped. Some very mild violence.

Some unexplained accident had taken the other eye, and the missing orb had been replaced with a ball of glass. The story behing Jonathan Teatime's eye. Warning DO NOT READ if you have an eyesquick.