Ted/Barney based around the episode when Ted got the butterfly tattoo. The reason Barney's knees gave up on him is that he has a fetish about tramp stamp tattoos and was simply overcome with lust.

Ted is forced to decide. Set after the Three Days Rule. Very crack!fic!

Barney's secret. Warning: Mild M/M sexual activity. Spoilers for The Leap.

Funny, how many ways you could touch someone without ever laying a finger on them.

This is as close to an answer as he's ever going to get. Barney/Ted, mild angst, some sexual content, language. Oneshot.

It all started at MacLaren's Mega-Margarita Monday. written for Yuletide 2005, set S1 era, Ted/Barney

Ted discovers that Barney loves being tied up. Warning: M/M sex and bondage. Set during Slaspgiving 2

Barney, when trying to find the proper way to describe his procedure of finding the right person, would use a metaphor: Finding someone special was like buying a suit. Barney/Ted, complete fluff. Enjoy!

She promised she wouldn't break up Ted's relationships anymore, but this thing with Barney had to stop for all of their sakes. m/m Ted/Barney

The super-date song, Barney's POV. Ted/Barney angst, Spoilers for Of Course.

Ted goes to Barney when Stella leaves him at the altar.

Ted has insomnia, and Barney, Lily, and Marshall just want him to sleep. Ted/Barney

Barney cheats. But then, so does Ted. Ted/Barney

The naked thing ain't bad, Ted realises. Spoilers to s5e06 Bagpipes. VERY adult m/m slash fiction.

Just an excuse to get an orgy out of our gang of five! There is het, m-m slash, femslash and dom/sub here. Set between Intervention and Shelter Island

A hint of Ted/Barney slashy goodness, hopefully without being too OOC.

Marshall catches Ted in bed, doing someone he shouldn't be doing. This is M/M Slash Fiction, so be warned!

When Ted accidentally whipped Marshall, he told him he could whip him back later. Spoilers for 5.01 Definitions - Warnings: Dark, BDSM, M/M slash

Barney's got surprising erogenous zones. Preslash Ted/Barney Spoilers for Season 1, Pilot.

Barney smells really good. Barney/Ted preslash set after Season 5 - Zoo Or False

Barney has to have sex with a girl at least three times before he'll consider having dinner with her. The same goes, presumably, for Ted. Spoilers for Season 6 episode 3 Unfinished. Warning - Ted/Barney slash. Two chapters.

Slash; Barney/Ted. Barney kidnaps Ted and won't tell him why they've driven to the middle of no where. Fluff fic. Rating is for the implied.

Marshall and Ted get their revenge on Barney. Explicit M/M Slash threeway. Set right of after Season 4 Woo.

Barney and Ted "lick the Liberty Bell" - so to speak. M/M explicit slash. Spoilers for season 1, The Sweet Taste of Liberty.

Barney finally gets Ted in a suit, but then he can't keep his hands off of him. Set after Season 5 Girls vs Suits. M/M explicit slash.