Can a lab geek ever find the woman of his dreams? Well, he may be able to find her, but can he convince her to go on a date? Dr. Cullen does his very best to win over Dr. Swan's heart. Gigglesnort Awards Judge's Choice Winner.

After a very public break up in the school parking lot that involves Bella showing her underwear to the whole school, Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan declare war. Remaining friends with the ex? So not an option...

Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.

AH B/E Awkward Edward has an infatuation with his new co-worker, but can he overcome his adolescence "issue" to take things to the next level? Written as a oneshot collab with BurdenedThunder for the AwkWard contest. Rated M for lemons and adult themes.

Jasper Hale is Alice Brandon's epitome of a perfect man, until his sister Rosalie comes to town. A hot kiss shared in a drunken moment drives Alice to question all that she knows. Then she witnesses Jasper kiss Edward, the new Doc. What's in Forks' water?

Is there nothing haughty naughty Edward can't do? Savant, esthete, gourmand, critic. Ever patient, ever hard, now he's hands-on. Pedanticward, in exquisite, carnal, uncut, comic detail, tutors his Bella-love in the one subject he never studied. M/AU/BxE

FOR THE AWKWARD CONTEST - Collab w/ queenofgrey - Some anniversary memories are meant to be scrapbooked. Some are meant to be scrapped, completely. Rated M for cringe-worthy situations, inappropriate language, & sex that is all kinds of weird.

Jasper is the carrot to Edward's donkey, dangling out in front of him, tempting him with his deliciousness that is just out of reach. Alice sees it all, but Edward is scared of the fall. Rhyme intended. Crackfic fun for Zigster's bday.

Will a chance meeting with an old friend and a pint of Chunky Monkey make Bella's day better or worse? One-shot, AH, M for language and a big, huge lemon.

Edward's having a bad day. Nothing is cooperating, not even the weather. When it has him wondering if anything else could go wrong, can he come away from the day from Hell with someone very, very right? Entry for the FML Contest. AH.

Tampons, lingerie, red rover, cart races, and Batman. Throw in some embarrassment, humiliation and a geeky worker named Winston. Buckle your seat belts everyone; you're in for a fun night at Wal-Mart.

Entry for the "To Kill a Cullen" Contest. Bella and Edward are visiting Forks for his parent’s anniversary dinner. Nothing can go wrong…right? Well, trouble always seems to find Bella…

Won second place in The Littlest Peen Contest! Bella loves Edward. Edward loves Bella. But there's a LITTLE problem... Will Bella be able to look past Edward's SHORTcomings, all in the name of love?

One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.

Bella is determined to hunt as neatly as Edward, but how to stay tidy when they keep getting overcome with passion? A one-shot full of post-BD Cullen family fun!

What happens when Edward sets up a blind date between his uptight, pre-med brother Carlisle & Alice's attractive, confident, best friend Esme? Alcohol flows and tension mounts. AH/AU O/S collaborative entry for the Will You Marry Me? Contest. Adult readers only.

I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.

Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.

Emmett challenges Edward to a fight, but with Bella in the mix, perhaps they aren't so evenly matched anymore. Who wins, who loses and how does Rosalie react? Post-BD family fun with the Cullens!

What happens when Bella transfer to the University of Washington and she meets a handsome coed, Edward? AU/AH I rated this story M for a reason, mature content and future lemons, Please don't read this if you shouldn't be!

Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.

AH:Bella Swan is climbing the corporate ladder. She is finally assigned a new employee to manage. Will this self proclaimed good girl break all of the rules of corporate America to have the one man she can't? BXE.

After 5 years on the run, Bella's past catches up to her. AU OOC Bella/Jasper/Peter/Char Rated M for language and other naughty things to come.

Birthday O/S for Ilsuocantante. Angela gives Bella an afternoon at the spa for her birthday. Will Bella get more than just a facial and massage? O/S extended to multi-chapter story!

When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.