("Is Your Great-Aunt an AI!" sequel) GLaDOS has learned how to do magic, and is going to be teaching at Hogwarts. And it's just as well, for a plot is afoot to cause trouble at Hogwarts. Can a genius, if insane, computer and her great-nephew Harry stop things from spiralling out of control? Or will the beast of the Chamber of Secrets thwart even GLaDOS and Harry?

(Bashing! Lunar Harmony Poss Harem! Crackfic!) Based on, but not a full response to, DZ2's "Eyeballs to Entrails" challenge. Abducted after his Fourth Year, Harry finds his abductor to be a most unusual person indeed: rising Queen of Magical Britain's Vampires and Pudding Club leader, Luna Lovegood. And she intends to make him her consort, an offer he is surprisingly amenable to...

Now the curator of a magical library in Japan, Harry, along with his adopted daughter Sakura, is about to witness the Fourth Holy Grail War. But an accidental summoning brings him a Heroic Spirit who has a link to a past Harry didn't know about. But as the Grail War progresses, can Harry and Medusa, along with their loved ones, survive intact?

Harry takes a sabbatical and decides to spoil himself with a world cruise. However, he finds an unexpected travel companion. WARNING: Ron, Ginny, Molly bashing, Hermione bashing, main character death

Harry Potter becomes the Master of Death after the Final Battle, this is more than just a title, it comes with certain responsibilities.

Beginning in the graveyard, Harry fails to reach the cup to escape but is saved by an unexpected person thought long dead. Harry learns what it is to be a Potter and starts his journey to finish Voldemort once and for all. NO SLASH. Rated M for language, gore etch. A story of realism and Harry coming into his own.

Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.

Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.

Never a good deed shall go unpunished

A superstar needs help to reach his potential. Not H-Hr ship.

Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

Tear it all down and build it back up, better. It's a modest goal.

The tale of the best investigator in magical history

To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.

Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.

Presented with an opportunity, Vernon jumps at the chance to get rid of the unwanted burden foisted upon his normal family. In the hands of those wanting to create a true weapon, Harry's entire life is altered, sending not just his destiny but those of several others down a different path. But when your fate is to be a weapon, can that ever truly change?

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?

Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.

Set in Gof, what if Harry had found a way to overcome the second task? What if while searching through the library he came across an insignificant seeming little book that teaches him the magic he needs?

A prequel of sorts to Leviathan Rising. Harry got through the first task of the Triwizard Tournament thanks to some good, general advice. But what if 'Moody' had given Harry some different advice?

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

What if in Book 2 Dobby worked smarter and not harder? Inspired by a reddit prompt. Many thanks to my beta ekb1circloud, who has also contributed a few passages of content as well, I believe that makes him a co-author. I read an entertaining guest review, that made me realize that I have to specify this is an AU.

"Captain's log of the Starship Seeker. Star date… two lines over coma…I think. Adrift for what feels like eternity through the eternal vacuum of space has taken a toll on both me and the crew. I believe my first mate Fawkes is planning a mutiny his only deterrent being that he needs my thumbs to pilot the ship. I continue my voyage to go where Padfoot has probably gone before."

Harry, still coming to terms with the reality of his destiny, and only just beginning to understand his greatest foe finds himself the unintended recipient of a magical bond between himself and one Gabrielle Delacour. An epic AU story beginning in the middle of sixth year, follows harry as one dramatic event leads him down a spiral path of debauchery and discovery.

He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.