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Cheesy, I know. D read the title this is the darkest fanfiction of all except it's not heavy dark. Well, some is... mostly dark & gray, & a sprinkling of humor, romance, etc. |
A Very Memorable Birthday by
MRSTJ1 reviews
Luna Lovegood wants Harry Potter's help with a Quibbler story, but he winds up needing her help when he's accused of a murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Have You Ever by
Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4247 - Favs: 5,375 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Ugly Sister by
HalfBloodHannah reviews
In my belief, every life has a bit of a Cinderella story to it. My only problem is that, in my own life story, I'm the ugly sister. And we all know Cinderella always gets the prince. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,612 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Abeo, Voldemort by
Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Series of ficlets detailing the death of Voldemort in odd ways. Formerly the oneshot The Castle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill by
Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Harry Potter recieves the shock of the lifetime from Albus Dumbledore one day, sending him off the deep end. Oneshot, Dark!Harry, Kitchenware!Harry, Insane!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Era of Hogwarts by
Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Harry is hit with a curse and flung back to the Middle Ages. He loses his prejudice against the Dark Arts and meets some rather interesting people along his quest for knowledge and the way home. Post!OotP, Pre!HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,032 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - [Harry P., Rowena R.]
A Desperate Love by
Hatusu reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is captured and thrown into a dungeon by none other than Lucius Malfoy! How will she react when she finds that she is at the disposal of Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,913 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Take My Heart Away by
Hatusu reviews
Complete. Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he comes to power. How hard can it be? Impossible, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she's ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make: Will
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,202 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 2,797 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Course of Fate by
Fye R Fly reviews
Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy have always been enemies, until one day a promise made by their grandparents throws them together... Reviews welcome :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,638 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Bet by
bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 202 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
125 Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Haters by
geek'd reviews
125 ways to annoy people who hate Harry Potter. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
25 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort by
made.unmade reviews
Well, since 25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do got a lot of nice feedback, I did another like it! Basically, if you want to annoy Mouldyshorts, then just follow this list. But be sure to run in the opposite direction of Voldie afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
100 NEW Ways to Annoy Voldemort by
dull.moonlight reviews
Heh... I was really, really, REALLY bored. Anyway, if you have the urge to be slightly cheered up, this would be the place for it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by
Ashly Potter reviews
For reasons unknown, one girl stands in the Deatheater house with a list of 101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort and a demand to set them to work. But with other Deatheaters (including some guy named Adam) in the way, it could be difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The Black Parade by
Anastasia Kaliska Dyani Malfoy reviews
While walking through his woods one day, Voldemort found a badly hurt girl. Deciding against his better judgement he took her back home with him. And the fun starts when he arrives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2007
The Bachelor: Hogwarts Style by
same.blue.sky reviews
Do you know how many women Sirius Black has been paired up with in the fan fiction world? A LOT. What happens when he has to go on a reality show and choose one he wants to marry? Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,049 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Sirius B., OC
Harry's Heritage by
TaraLi reviews
Fudge discovers what a bad mistake he's made when he brings in Harry for trial after Harry defeats Voldemort. Bad both for himself, and perhaps for the entire Wizarding World. Oops, forgot disclaimer: Not mine, JKR's!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 336 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
The tale of two caffeine addicts by
youngwriter56 reviews
Serendipity was a quaint store, barely noticeable, but once noticed was unforgettable. What happens when a coffee expert like Draco Malfoy notices this coffee shop? Will he also notice the Ginny Weasley, the coffee genius owner of Serendipity? fluffy. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,657 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
25 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do by
It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Result of a plot bunny gone to far. When Hermione is forced (yes forced by the ever plotting Lavender and Parvati) to read an article telling of 25 things a perfect guy would do, she realizes the perfect guy has been in front of her all along! Includes a
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
March of the Witch Hunters by
pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Lily Evans' disappearance was all over the Daily Prophet three years ago; afterall, she was the fiancee of James Potter. How will James and the wizarding community react when they find out that she's not only alive...but a death eater?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance by
paulaluv2000 reviews
Harry defies Dumbledore and finds out about his mother's family. What Harry uncovers will rock the wizarding world!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,559 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P.
Shadow Boy by
Pissed Off Poet1 reviews
Harry Potter could never be called normal. Not when he was abandoned by his parents when his twin brother was hailed the boy who lived, and definitely not when he returned fourteen years with three adopted brothers in tow, to rock Hogwarts world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,363 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 3,807 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Biology by
Shivani reviews
Slash, HPBZ - It wasn't just power and ability that Tom Riddle transferred to Harry that night. He made him the son he never had, and that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,019 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.] - Complete
Forsaken by
Shivani reviews
Slash, HPDM - Wherein Dumbledore does the unforgivable, and is forsaken by his pawn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,363 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 8/2/2004 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
I won't forgive you by
CodeWarrior reviews
At the start of Harry's 6th year, he finds out that Dumbledore has been obliviating just about everyone to control britain and that He and Hermione have developed a resistance. Together they try to break his oppression. Dark HHR. (Cancelled)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 136,727 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 2/23/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
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