Pearl is walking around her University one day, and comes across a Trumpeter Swan. (This is a Human Pearl story)

*FINISHED* (Renamed to Adventure) After finding out Connie cheated on him w/ The Minnesota Vikings Football Team, Steven goes to Lapis for help. But what starts out as an act of revenge blossoms into something so much more. I don't own anything SU, Rebecca Sugar does. Contains language, fighting and some nudity/sex. COMPLETE! AU.

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Steven Universe asks Garnet for a somewhat embarrassing piece of advice.

Not all good things were meant to last forever. Well, at least in Pearl's case.

Holly Blue invites Yellow Diamond to her substation for an unforgettable presentation. - (A recreation of the Steamed Hams meme, but it involves Holly Blue Agate as Skinner and Yellow Diamond as Chalmers. This was a request from someone. I'm sorry that I did this, may Rebecca Sugar have mercy on my soul.)

Hey there guys, i just got here with season 2 of Truth or dare with Steven universe, because the first one was so well received i just did one more.

Pearl and Garnet find out about a new App called Pokemon Go through Steven's friend Rolando, and have a less then pleasant experience. This was written at 4:00 in the morning and should not be taken seriously. Will probably never be continued. Feel free to flame, we feed off of hate. (PARODY FIC)

When the Fish Stew Pizza sign gets destroyed by those Crystal Jerks once again, it's up to Nanafue to make money. How? By selling her amazing body on the Street Corner of course! (A Parody Fic) Flames welcomed with open arms, nice hot beverages, curling up beside the fire and talking about our feelings.

Blue diamond callls a meeting. definite crakc.

Pearl gets pulled to a party where she gets drunk, enough said / Pearlnet

Peridot really need's her gem polished. Jasper is more than happy to oblige. Jaspidot

Pearl gets drunk. yeah. I wrote this when I was very intoxicated.

Little girls fighting tentacle monsters usually goes super well. I have seen THIS 'anime' before!

How am I the only one who thought of this after Amethyst said this? Long story short: She makes good on her threat...Much to Connie's discomfort...And possibly delight... This will eventually incorporate a story idea submitted by spiderwilliam13.

I honestly think that this is the best thing ever written. It has sex, deep characters, humor, donuts, and probably anything you can imagine. (CHAPTER 7 IS LOVE). It'll make you feel like the entire series makes no sense compared to this. I AM A GOD.

The Gems decide it's time to share their stories of how Rose wasn't perfect. Alternatively, How Rose didn't believe in the moon, the time she decided to become a pimp, and when she became an edgy teenager for a year. (A PARODY FIC).

I've had way too much to drink...

in the ancient home world of the gems there was a man who sacked Rome... or he would've if it wasn't for the goddamn Germans

Steven gets a visit from sheep man the magic negro.

ITS BIG... ITS LONG... AND ITS PURPLE

Steven feels his bowels about to move so he goes into the bathroom but he finds some weird shit

I'm a polish toaster and I want to gas furries

Steven goes on a magical journey to get a steak sandwich

Yellow is not having a good day. Why can't Pink just listen for once? T for language.