Rose introduces the Gems to Greg. Things go badly. Pearl also eats a thing. I suggest you avoid reading this if you are of Danish or Australian descent. Also pretty much a crackfic.

A collection of my Dry, Dry humor. Most of these are on my GooglePlus (8BitNaga Google Plus) Please dnt get offended Please. The incorrect spellings are on purpose so pls dnt flame me about grammar. Rated T for fairly strong language, dnt like, dnt read, and i suck at summaries. ENJOY MY CHILDREN (This is a crackfic and i dnt own SU)

this..i..was bored and this..thing was created…i have no idea what to call this, a crackfic? yeah probably. read it for yourself i won't give you a description

One-shot AU: Steven bought a used Xbox 360 original at a pawn shop for 20 bucks. But why was it so cheap? Find out in this (I hope) hilarious oneshot.

Some things should remain a mystery.

The name says everything my friends, now come over nad send some dares and asks your imagination can give birth to.

Connie tells Steven that she likes Lars in order to make him jealous, but things didn't go quite her way...

After destroying the Subway in my other story, Steven and Ronaldo go out to to find some thots hanging around in Keep Beach City. Read more to find out!

A Subway has been installed in Beach City, and Steven's fat ass needs to eat! Find out what happens ;}

yo what would happen if the most mlg pro of gems met steven universe and shit would that be fucked up or what lol XDDDD

Finally.

Why can't anybody tell Steven how babies are made? WARNING: Crackfic (sorta)

The Crystal Gems must tackle gem missions, but the weed thief Garnet and the perpetually high Pearl makes things hard for Steven. How will Steven handle these addiction-ridden moms in the journeys up ahead? Will Steven fall into an endless cycle of madness during rehab? Will Garnet and Pearl sober up before I get bored and never update the story? Oh yeah, Amethyst is there too.

When Steven is caught in the act he continues despite the challenges in his way.

LOLOL STEVN FAKING KILLS CAILOU AND CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

STEVEN UNIVERSE: THE CLUSTER

Steven enjoys a sweet treat and gets a little...too into it. Shwoops. Cookie Cat x Steven smut warning.

Everything was going well but then everything changed...April fools joke fic

Just random, cringey interactions between your favorite Gems and humans (that sometimes don't make sense). Expect horror, drama, romance, and satire. Requests for interactions are open.

Dewey finally fuckin snaps

Hello fellow Americans, let me tell you a story about gay people, and why God hates them.

The spirit of Kim Jong Il is now in control of Elmo. Now its up to Dick Cheney and a certain blue gem to stop him.

Not all stories end so soon. Sometimes, someone wants a little payback… Nigga. Also this story is a sequel to Garnet vs Tyrone.

Garnet must face off against Tyrone, the king of niggas.

When Dale goes missing, something happens. Also someone is cooking something. (This is a sequel to Hankidot. Read Hankidot first) Also, big shout out to my younger brother for helping me write this story!