Steven Universe Crack Fics
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Focus: Cartoons Steven Universe, Since: 08-06-19
Founder: LapisDIDNOTHINGwrong101 - Stories: 78 - Followers: 1 - id: 131593
A community where crearivity has no limits and all Steven Universe Crack Fics are welcome. *UPDATE* Added the works of authors like JustSagan, Boonaw and LarsTheNachoman. Be sure to PM me at /u/12235491/ if you would like to join, take care! |
GranPearl by JustSagan reviews
When Pearl has to come to terms with the fact that Steven is growing up. Uncle Grandpa is there to help her.
Crossover - Steven Universe & Uncle Grandpa - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Pearl - Complete
Hankidot by JustSagan reviews
Peridot is working on the Gem Drill. However her day is about to take a strange turn. All thanks to a certain propane salesman.
Crossover - King Of The Hill & Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Pearl, Peridot - Complete
Garnet meets Jaraxxus by JustSagan reviews
Garnet meets the Eredar lord of the Burning Legion.
Crossover - Warcraft & Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Garnet, Steven U., Connie M. - Complete
Tommy the Wizard Tard vs the Crystal Gems by JustSagan reviews
The Crystal Gems always thought themselves to be the strongest around. They never thought anyone could beat them. Well, that was before they met… Tommy the Wizard Tard!
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
Monkey Love A Soy Story by JustSagan reviews
Pearl wants some monkey love, and Tito Dick will give it to her.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2018 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Star fists Steven by JustSagan reviews
Steven had been having a great day, but all of that is about to come to an end.
Crossover - Steven Universe & Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2017 - Steven U., Star B., Marco D. - Complete
Truth and Dare, JustSagan style by JustSagan reviews
Just a truth and dare... Anything goes. Not for the faint of heart.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,215 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2016 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U.
The fall of the watermelon Stevens by JustSagan reviews
All good things must come to an end...
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Complete
StevenFalls Camp ADHD by JustSagan reviews
When domestic abuse happens, im scared of ducks, and have a math test! Now Uncle grandpa gets some, and so does Dipper. Can our heroes prevent World War 69?
Crossover - Gravity Falls & Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2016 - Grunkle Stan, Pearl - Complete
Steven cuckiverse by JustSagan reviews
I think you all know where this going.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2017 - Steven U., Connie M. - Complete
Steven comes out by JustSagan reviews
Something has been on Stevens mind for a long time, and he will now tell everyone.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/22/2017 - Published: 9/10/2016 - Steven U. - Complete
Pearl has painful intercourse with Az-Laar the Demolisher by JustSagan reviews
Yes, this is now a thing.
Crossover - Steven Universe & Middle-earth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Pearl, Steven U., Nemesis - Complete
The Crystal Gems vs Jake Conway by JustSagan reviews
What happens when three (four?) characters from a show that has a horrible fan base and is gonna hit a wall meets a character from a very bad game? Read to find out! Also, be sure to leave a review!
Crossover - Steven Universe & Ride to Hell: Retribution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/7/2017 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
Steven gets Tendies! by JustSagan reviews
Hello! I'm Steven Universe! And I like Tendies! I sure am a big boy! Read this story, and get 10 Big Boy Points!
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
It's P00PY, isn't it? by LapisDIDNOTHINGwrong101 reviews
I don't own Steven Universe. One Day, Pearl tells Steven a bedtime story about Greg and Rose's wedding, should be very pleasant! Contains language and a few poop jokes.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/22 - Pearl, Greg U., Rose Quartz - Complete
Pearl the Accidental Sex Offender by LapisDIDNOTHINGwrong101 reviews
(COMPLETE) *Chapter 4 is Up!* After a misunderstanding with Connie, Pearl has to register as a sex-offender. Will she be able to clear her name? Read to find out! (Crack-Fic). REVIEWS ARE WELCOME!
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 6/4 - Pearl - Complete
Water Gems and Sock Hats by LapisDIDNOTHINGwrong101 reviews
*FINISHED!* I don't own Steven Universe, Ed Edd n Eddy or anything Cartoon Network related. The Eds join their fellow CN friends and attend a Steven Universe Variety show where Double Dee helps Lapis Lazuli solve her problems. (Edd/Lapis Lazuli) *Contains Violence, language, nudity and a few disturbing scenes.* Reviews are always welcome! Humor, Romance and Hurt/Comfort.
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 4/26 - Edd, Lapis Lazuli - Complete
Steven Joins the Alt-Right by MinorSmile10 reviews
The title says it all.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2018
Lapidot: Roommates 2 by LarsTheNachoman reviews
Lapisand peridot discover the truth about each other...
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2016 - Complete
Lapidot: roomates by LarsTheNachoman reviews
Lapis learns the sticking truth and decides to confront peridot
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2016 - [Lapis Lazuli, Peridot] Steven U., Connie M. - Complete
school by LarsTheNachoman reviews
DonaldTrumpXSatan is my OTP.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2016 - [Lapis Lazuli, Peridot] [Steven U., Connie M.] - Complete
Best lapidot fanfic JustSagan is my waifu by LarsTheNachoman reviews
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Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2016 - Complete
Lapidot: Roommates 3 by LarsTheNachoman reviews
The epic episode 3
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Complete
STEVEN UNIVERSE by MYHEARTFEELSDEADINSIDE reviews
STEVEN UNIVERSE.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Steven U., Greg U., Rose Quartz
Leafy Roasts Steven by yallmusbelit reviews
Oh boy.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Amethyst, Steven U., Lapis Lazuli, Peridot