Or, Why Are People So Obsessed With Sex? Or even, The Mating Habits of Fictional Characters.

Matthew wishes to discuss a personal matter, and, much to Arthur's horror the person that he wants to discuss it with is -him-. Canada/ England

Due to the overwhelming maturity of both nations, America and England find themselves in a different kind of war than they are used to...A prank war! Who will get the last laugh? "Mark my words, old man, this is war." "Bring it on, brat. Bring it on."

The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.

The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

The Bad Touch Trio decides to help Germany admit his feelings for Italy. #2 of TMAMT series.

Being forced to go to the pool by his younger brother is annoying enough. Add a persistent Spaniard and you get a very unhappy Romano. Semi-AU.

When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.

Prussia decides to tell Austria that he's abnormally attractive and also to explain why this annoys him. Sort of PrussiaxAustria. One-shot

Roderich visits Gilbert the day before Prussia is officially dissolved to try and ease Gilbert's fears about whether he'll still be there in the morning. Sort of Prussia/Austria. Oneshot

A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England

America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language

Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..