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Focus: Anime/Manga Naruto, Since: 04-21-11
Founder: wingedmercury - Stories: 211 - Followers: 7 - Staff: 6 - id: 91686
An exquisite collection of extraordinary stories that: are written on a college level, although young authors with mature writing styles are welcome; are well written, inspired, epic-assed, crack-tastic, and/or all around enthralling fics that have the reader on the edge of their seat; are unique in plot, unusual pairings, story construction, OC's, etc; and are hand-picked by some of the best writers and reviewers on the site. Feel free to PM me to recommend stories |
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U. - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
La Peste du Zombie TRADUCTION by Jupiterday reviews
"Temari, la peste du zombie n'existe pas", murmura Kankuro." T'as tort," grinça-t-elle." J'ai carrément attrapé la peste ". Ses mains tremblaient alors qu'elle réprimait un haut-le-cœur ; plutôt mourir de la peste du zombie que d'être enceinte. Traduction de "Zombie Plague" par wingedmercury
Naruto - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,645 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
One does not prank a Haruno by moor reviews
Naruto-verse & AU. Non-massacre. OOC. An Uchiha should not prank a Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Halcyon by JinnySkeans reviews
The war is over, but conflict rages within Konoha. The only way to keep the Will of Fire burning bright is to learn the difference between revenge and redemption...and decide which is worth fighting for. Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,261 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
a passion for fashion by the general girl reviews
Ishida does not approve of Sakura's fashion sense. — gen, crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Sakura H., Uryuu I. - Complete
sparks fly by ohwhatsherface reviews
AU. SasuSaku. Maybe she's just too drunk or maybe she just likes him that much. Either way, when they hold hands, sparks fly. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4071 - Favs: 14,407 - Follows: 13,118 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The Awful Daring by the general girl reviews
She doesn't see that all along, what he wanted was her. Her, not a perfect wife. Just Sakura. — SasuSaku, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
One Hell of a Conspiracy by dustbowls reviews
In which Itachi becomes ANBU captain, eschews violence, and leads a rebellion or two of his own. Oneshot, fourth scenario of the "He was Captain" series. Warning: utter crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Remember the Sunlight by Tukiko K reviews
When Sasuke returns to Konoha, it's to a village of ghosts. As he soon finds out, there's no rest for the wicked.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Transience by cion reviews
A lifetime for him is just a fleeting memory—the very reason why, as the years pass without her, he wonders how much longer he must suffer generations alone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sakura H., Hidan
Weapon of Choice by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
AU. All he'd wanted was a little fun and debauchery, and, hopefully, someone pretty to go home with for the evening. Instead he almost got blown into itty Naruto bits and was now being held several centimeters off the ground. By his neck.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto Ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 27,190 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Hazards of Amity by firefly reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Journey by BananaphoneBob reviews
Because sometimes, just one simple journey can change your life forever. KibaSaku/SasuSaku-centric AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seven Colored Bridge by wingedmercury reviews
So. This is how it ends. After all, a pillar without a bridge is just rebar; jutting up, alone, broken. I did not wish to outlive you for so long.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Konan, Yahiko - Complete
Compensation for Ghosts by DreamingCynic reviews
Tomorrow, she'll be dead, and he'll be caught in the grip of a vice-like obsession with the ghost that haunts his memory and censors his behaviour. But as of today, she's too alive to be noticed, and he's just a git. One-shot, Au, Sasuhina if you squint.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Zombie Plague by wingedmercury reviews
"Temari, there's no such thing as the Zombie Plague," Kankuro mutters. "You're wrong," she rasps. "I'm definitely a plague victim." Her hands tremble as she dry heaves; she would rather die of the Zombie Plague than be pregnant. ShikaTem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,820 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
SasuSaku, At Naruto's wedding Sakura seeks out Sasuke only to find less than she wanted but more than she'd hoped. M for suggesstive comments only
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/18/2006 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Decimated by DreamingCynic reviews
It began with whisperings across the Naka River of the clan with a fan for a symbol. Then a corpse with no eyes washed up on the Hyuuga bank of the Naka River. Sasuhina, slight AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,519 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Forest by wingedmercury reviews
Everyone knows the Japanese Mafia owns the US Northeast; but as different factions vie for power, and the reemergence of Uchiha Sasuke throws everything into chaos, how will Hinata survive? Drugs, assassins, and Sasuke is a vampire—oh my! AU. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Distractions by DreamingCynic reviews
She has a tendency to set fire to things whilst he's more interested in the catharsis of a good mathematical equation. Oh. And manipulating the whims of fate. Itahina. Assassins. Car Chases. Equations. Implausible romance. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Hinata H., Itachi U. - Complete
some assembly required by runawaygoddess reviews
When friends suck, complete strangers are always the people to turn to. Unless they might be axe murderers. In which case, it's probably best not to move in with them. Unless you're desperate. Which she is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,219 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Altocalciphilia by moor reviews
ItaSaku. Non-Massacre AU. Crack, fluff. Written for the December 2010 ItaSaku LJ comm fic exchange. Sakura is sent on a retrieval mission, to bring back one errant Uchiha heir. Really? This was her mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,027 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete