WARNING: Contents of this story may be harmful for those suffering low blood pressure, cardic difficulties, pregnancy, sympathy for authors of MarySues and or nut allergies. Contains slash, OCs, OOCness, sexual references and spontaneous dancing.

Shortly after Sirius’s escape, the occupants of Azkaban Prison get together for a little chat to discuss the latest goings on and the effect this will have on their PR. With tea, Bundt Cake and Pink Dementors. Not for the faint of heart.

Basically three young witches proceed to annoy Voldiepoo to the brink of... erm, whatever. Written by Moosk and me. Warnings for mild language and alcoholic content.

The Real Sue is threatening Fandom as increasing hordes of readers settle for this disgustingly perfect OC. But all is not lost. The Campaign Against Real Sues have set out on the mission to educate readers on how to recognize a Sue when they see one.

Harry goes back to Hogwarts to find that everything has changed for the WORSE. Wildly insane people will like this. 'K, the mildly insane too. Insane as in a GOOD way, not thinking you're the reincarnation of John Lennon. But dammit, just read it anyway.

It's hard being a Mary Sue, it really is. You wouldn't think so, but it is. I mean, look what I have to go through. Boys chasing you all the time? I mean, sure, the attention is nice, but really. I have a limit. And all these powers...the perfect looks...

only funny! A parody on the decrees written by Dolores J Umbridge

Another IMDB inspired story. If owl's know where to deliever, why not send Voldemort fan...er i mean hate mail?

Revamp in progress of What'shisname vs. the world. A stirring romance that will change the course of the world. Or not.

A couple of teenagers take a hand at writing some funny parodies on writing what readers HATE, like Mary-Sues, terrible and totally unlikely relationships, and just random funny stuff. Enjoy! I swear it's good.

Read and you'll see our insane world of parody. Hey, that rhymed! Oh, and there's also some drama, some love... that old chestnut. DMGW.

Chapter 3: In which I lied about the puffins, Harry becomes even more angsty, and Sir Cadogan is arrested!

[oneshot] Ronald Weaselbee and the Crazy, Deranged Shippers From Hell. Conga lines, crazy, deranged Shippers From Hell, really annoying fanfiction authors: it's all there. It's not REALLY horror... it's parody!

Yet another American transfer student is shocked when her advances are not welcomed by her poor stalkee, Harry Potter. I'm just having some fun with lampooning Mary-Sues...again. ETA: Abandoned long ago, sorry.

If you guys feel like laughing, you better read this story!Something happens between Harry and Luna that makes Harry so upset he has to get body guards! It's a funny story so read it please. Then Voldemort comes, and it gets funnier. Woo

Do you like mindless and stupid humor? I know I do!Hopefully there's nothing wrong with the story and I haven't struck a cord with Fanfiction. This is just a series of pointless events in the day and the life in Harry Potter. Anything can happen.No flames

AU. The marauders are at Hogwarts, and trust me, it'll be a very interesting seven years. R&R!

Looking for a spectacular good read? here it is. Follow Harry in his altered 5th year as crazy stuff begins to happen when students shut their brains off. Harry thinks he's a puppet? Hermione eats books? Ron thinks he's a jedi? Intrigued? Than click.

Is there more to the Dark Lord than meets the eye? Poor Voldemort, what a tortured soul he is. And poor Harry, for having to endure it! This is a hilarious continuation of HBP coauthored by Arienedhel al' Andune Sedai and Zappie.

See what happens when Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters find a new headquarters, buy cell phones, have a sleepover at the Malfoy's, try to resolve their problems on Dr. Phil, and more!

Take well known biblical stories, add a cauldron full of Harry Potter characters, mix with fifty tablespoons of parodying and humor, and you have our semicrackfic, Jesus Potter. If this offends you, don't read it. More warnings inside.

COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?

So you're tired of sexy I'mreallyapussycat Draco Malfoy? Sick of butterwouldn'tmeltinhermouth Ginny W? Bored of them constantly burying the hatchet? Want to bury it somewhere else? You are not alone...

Harry redraws his scar, Ginny is becoming a goat, and epiphany!Draco has joined the side of good, and fallen for his cohead, makeover!Hermione. Chaos ensues.

Your typical fifth year fic . . . or is it? Yes, it is. A beautiful story of love, loss, and Harry's new makeover. Rated PG for rude language, future slash, and nonsensical humer.