This is a cry against Harry Potter fanfics with unlikely romances and Mary Sues. If you don't like, don't read. A parody to the typical Harry Potter fanfic - very exaggerated. R and R please...*CHAPTER 4 IS UP!*

A cliche...how typical. Actually, my first! Basically, this whole Third Party thingy has gotten outta control and old Voldie is gonna cash in!! ^_^ Don't flame me for politics. It's just humor. ^_^ Thanx and review!!!

Just your typical, every day Harry/Draco slash...but the characters don't seem to want to cooperate with me when I try to write it. Mild language, mild slash, and a fair amount of ooc characters.

A Mary Sue has taken over Hogwarts. Can the Marauders rid the school of her vile presence? NOT your typical Mary Sue story.

Hey, it's a tough job working in the most popular fandom out there, but somebody has to do it. Here's a glimpse into the fandom lives of the marauders on a typical day.

Your typical HPLotR crossover with waggling beards thrown in. Read it anyway. And then review. Gracias.

A group of Mary Sues enter Hogwarts, but find their typical charms and perfections somehow failing to get the reactions they usually warrant. Harry and Ron finally figure out the Sues weakness, with Special Guest Appearance by Hogwarts' Resident Man-Ho.

COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.

I am tired of Harry/Draco slashes that have no point! Also there are some scenes that have been written about that would never happen (although some of you seem to think its possible). Includes: Sirius, Crookshanks, Fudge, Ginny, Dumbledore, and Herm/R!

Soo tired. I wrote this, its my first. I hope you like.

How many of those James and Lily fics are there! I got tired of reading summary after summary about life at Hogwarts during the Marauder years, centered around the various love affairs of Lily and James, and decided to Spoof them. So there!

[NEW EDITION of Love Conquers All updated; unrelated to its precedent]I'm so tired of these DracoHermione cliches. Tired of seeing this EVERYWHERE. But not tired enough to pass up the opportunity to show you what I mean.

Tired of melodramatic angst, cliched plot twists, and sappy, sickening dialogue? This is the slash romance for you. Set in 3rd year, it follows Harry's bungling attempts to seduce Draco.. (now complete with unnecessary addendum!)

Note: This story is the most idiotic thing I've ever written, but since it's a mockery of Mary Sues, it's to be expected. Best for good writers tired of reading bad stories. This should give you a good laugh.

Tired of the usual Hermione Makeover stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.

Fed up with cliches? Tired of pointless plotless fanon stories? Willing to have a good laugh? You've come to the right place! Remus, Sirius, James, Lily, Peter, Snape and Lucius at your service. R & R!

The CACC characters against character corruption have had enough. They are tired of their characters being wrongly twisted. So with a little help from a lawyer, they are fighting back!

Aren't you tired of all those bad crossovers, MarySues, and just plain WRONG pairings? Well, you've come to the right place! Join me in mocking these things and more!

this is like a thing that I wrote when I was really bored.... That explains why it's verry short, only one post kinda thing It is verry much makeing fun of Harry Potter... lol Read and review! I won't be writeing it any more tho cause it's finished.

This is not a 'prophecy dun dun dun' fic, even though that's what it's called. It's making fun of, oh, everything, therefore a parody. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm not as sick as I seem. Just...read and review no matter what you think of it.

Sick and tired of endless fanfics which never get to the point? This is THE ending.

Ron gets locked inside an evil Porta Potty. Can Harry and Hermione get him out? Or atleast get him an extra roll of Toliet paper? Obviosuly, this is a Harry Potter parody. lots of sick twisted humor and comedy. For those with a really demented twisted mi

Are you sick and tired of Mary-Sues? Well, so are we.... Here's a collection of typical Mary-Sues, each who will die a bloody death, in order to save the canon Harry Potter characters. RR...

Harry and Hermione meet after x-number of years, suddenly fall in love, and ride off into the sunset. If that summary made you sick, this story is for you. Why? It's a parody of every story that follows that basic plotline.

Sick of cliche Lily and James stories? Well, so am I...so I wrote this. Most people tend to think that Lily Evans and James Potter are meant for each other...But were they really one another's (-gasp-) true love?