Its a sequel to 'Strange love makes me itchy' Zombies, gay jokes, HIPPIES AND TRANSVESTITES WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? Okay fine i cant cook muffins im sorry none of those but Itachi's in a dress! Did i mention a black baby? WELL THERE IS!

DeidaraXSakura Sakura learns that artists do the most unexpected things. And that they can be nerve racking. Life takes the most unexpected turns, either way is hardship. What a pain. :3 rated T for swearing, gore and adult situations DeiSaku (STORY IS DROPPED, WILL NOT BE RESUMED)

What Sakura has a grandpa? What he's the akatsuki leader? Well if that isnt scary enough... i think i smell burnt love in the kitchen!

To fingerpaint is not a sin...[DeidaraxSakura, noncon] She's art, un?

Deidara had a dream. No. Not a dream. It was ... a nightmare. A nightmare..COME TRUE! SakuraxDeidara

Deidara have to pretend to be a girl named Deira to spying the Kyuubi, unconsciously He fall in love with a girl and now he's in confusion,,DeiSaku,, TRAGEDYHUMOR story,,[COMPLETE]

Breaking ties with her village was one of the hardest things Sakura Haruno had to do in her life. Trying to survive with Akatsuki’s very own Deidara may prove to be even more challenging. Updated. DeiSaku

After a few drinks, undercover Deidara spends a night with Sakura. 13 years later, he's attacked by one of the biggest surprises in his life!

He's stuck with this girl, but can't get rid of her. Twoshot. [Deidara x Sakura]

Sakura was caught while on a mission. Now that she's escaped they've sent one to retrieve her. Deidara. What will happen? I don't know yet so I guess you'll just have to read to find out! DeidaraSakura rated for later chapters and rape later

In a world where seeing an enemy any more than once could mean almost certain death, what happens when your 'dead' enemy happens to reappear before your eyes? DeidaraxSakura

When Deidara is ordered to find a new partner and Itachi and Kisame needs his help in finding the Kyuubi, Deidara finds himself falling for the one woman he vowed to kill for taking Sasori's life. DeiSaku

Au. Haruno Sakura is a normal girl who goes to high school and has 2 great friends who are always there for her. One day they, she meets 2 new students with the name Uchiha [SasoxSakuxIta slight DeixSaku]

Who would have guessed that working at a local art shop would be so interesting? AU DeiSaku

ItaxSakuxDei SasuxSaku Sakura is left behind by Naruto and Sasuke on their quests for power, and turns to the one person she thinks can help her catch up to them. Rated for violence, language, etc. Slight Darkfic. Read and Review, please. Disclaimer.

When Sasuke doesn't turn out to be the wonderful guy that Sakura thinks he is, she may just end up in the arms of Akatsuki.

What will happen if Sakura, when she's still a baby, she was adopted by Uchiha Mikoto, mother of Itachi and Sasuke? Itachi.Sakura.Deidara. ON HOLD!

[Pairing: DeidaraSakura, lemons]Sakura has a mission in the mist and got seperated from her team. Unlucky for her, she meets a Akatsuki member, Deidara. What will happen?[working on sequal]

[Full Summary Inside]Taken by the Akatsuki in order to lure Naruto to them, Sakura must learn to fend for her safety and she must learn to close the door to her heart...and throw away the key. DeiSaku onesided ItaSaku chp 4 M, the rest T

After Sakura is betrayed by her teammates, she escapes from Kanoha. Deidara finds her and takes her to the Akatsuki. DeiSaku. Complete

Three years after a second failed attack on Konoha by Orochimaru, Sakura, now 19, is kidnapped by the Akatsuki and given a proposition that she can't refuse. ItaSaku, DeiSaku, slight SasuSaku.

DeidaraSakura. Only this time instead of Sakura joining Akatsuki, it's the other way around. Deidara is found badly injured by Konoha Ninja and brought back to the village.