A collection of unrelated, mostly lighthearted GaaSaku ficlets. The pair seems to enjoy abusing each other . . .

It’s raining, and little Sakura has an idea. Oh dear. [SasuSaku]

Will two strong and individual spirits be able to give up their private lives and future dreams for the sake of their homelands? Will they be able to make a marriage work or prevent war from engulfing both their lands? [Gaara x Sakura, Alternate Reality]

Sakura is a shy, picked on girl at school. But when a new scary kid comes to school and she starts to take an interest in him, what will she do?nejixgaaxSAKURAxsasuxnaru

GaaSaku, oneshot, For Gaara there is a fine line between obsession and love, and when he is confronted with Sakura's private pain he moves from one to the other before either he or she understand it, R just to be safe

GaaSaku, AU, Sakura thought she was going for a night out but her night takes a turn for the worse and somehow the last place where she wants to be is exactly where she should have been

SasuSaku, At Naruto's wedding Sakura seeks out Sasuke only to find less than she wanted but more than she'd hoped. M for suggesstive comments only

[SasuSaku] [Team 7 hilarity] “Don’t look at the pictures. Just don’t. Just give them to me.” Well, now she had to look at them. So she did and nearly dropped them in surprise. Rated for language. I think. Did I mention this was Crack? Because it is.

[SasuSaku] Rather than sleeping for the rest of the day, Sakura spent the next three hours creating a painstaking plan to get an incredibly belated revenge on Uchiha Sasuke. Slight crack. Oneshot.

[SasuSaku] “You can’t die, Sasuke.” He was surprised by her words, and it was apparent by the shocked eyes that flickered to her face. “I will never forgive you.” He took a breath before responding. [Complete]

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. AU/Sasusaku

When Sasuke can't sleep one night, Itachi tells him a story about a beautiful mythical faery. But what happens if he meets one in real life? SasuSaku OneShot.

When she was 12, Sakura was always protected by her team. Now she's older and stronger, but they're still protective. [Team Seven oneshot][Implied SasuSaku]

Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku

[SasuSaku Oneshot] And so, armed with her romance novels, Ino decided to conduct a little study concerning Sasuke and Sakura's relationship. It had to be done, of course, with the proper scientific procedures.

[also known as Sasuke's Hair Fetish] He didn't like long hair, per se, just... HER hair.

Because she knew that she DIDN'T know. And she never wanted to make him remember. So she never knew. Because he never said. Because she never asked. [sequel to In Red]

Because she always did look good in red. [prequel to Because she didn't Ask]

It started as stargazing. Through the Sharingan. And by the end of that evening, she had put all his fears and doubts at ease.

[Neji x Sakura] The most unlikely couple seeks and finds comfort and love on the road of emptiness and betrayal.

NejiSaku. For Sakura, Neji doesn't mind going the extra mile. Sakura does not agree. She just wishes that he would get to the point.

NejiSaku It's Sasuke's birthday party. Sakura wants to go, but Neji...well, Neji doesn't. But never mind, sometimes all it takes is just a little incentive...

NejiSaku It was all because of that stupid dream. Then he just had to go and kiss her. Then all of a sudden he could not seem to get her out of his head. Who would have guessed that Neji was actually such a pervert at heart?

ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.

GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.