Edward keeps a diary? Year is 2020. Rated T for later chapters. A little OOC... not much though. Funny.

One-shot! Alice plays a little "joke" on Bella! Then Edward comes home... Please read and review!

What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!

Emmett and Edward are hunting bears in the mountains.

Carlisle and Edward must discover what's happened when Jasper comes home red eyed and acting strangely.

The Cullens, including Bella, are bored out of their minds. There are too many random things to describe. How much fun can you get up to with the Wii, toothbrushes, llamas, evil Jasper, fake blood and much more? Canon Pairings. Extreme OOC

While Edward is away hunting, Emmett is left in charge of keeping an eye on Bella. Come along as they play one of the most ridiculous games to ever be created. Pure Emmett and Bella silliness.

A parody of Twilight. Meet Mikeward and Ella! Read and enjoy

Emmett and Bella decide that Edward's room needs an upgrade.... or would it be a down grade? See what they do to it! Edward wants his revenge on Emmett, with Bella's help! is it just me, or is she evil? Now Complete... DO NOT KILL ME!

Alice and Jasper play a little prank on Edward. In Jasper's Idea and POV! What is this prank? And why did Edward's Pants get ripped? What Type of undes does Edward wear? Does Edward get his playback with Bella's help? Love ya! DONE!

Alice discovers the wonderful world of EBay. What will happen? And why did she get a llama? I know this is my first fanfictin and all but read it anyway? please!

Mosquitoes have it out for Bella, What will she do? Starts out with that problem, but then Emmett gives Bella energy drinks, then mean girls from Bella's past come into play, finaly, A WEDDING! I would have made it longer, but people didn't review........

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.

Something besides Bella is making Edward warm...

A list of ten things that Bella can do better than Edward. Probably the only ten things, by the way. The chapters are in no particular order. Beware the spoilers. Various characters' POVs.

Jane discovers her love of cookie. Only problem is, it's got some erm.... intresting side effects. OOC with an extra does of funny. Nominated the Indie TwiFic Best Use of Comdey Award. VOTE JULY 8TH! UPDATE COMING SOON!

Originally chapter 26 in ‘One Bite…’ but it’s too funny for all the Edward lovers to miss : Enjoy! The Cullens have returned to Forks, and they’ve decided to watch over Bella while she’s at work. It’s Emmett’s turn, and simply staying in the shadows.

Written by Child-Of-God13, seriously. What happens when Bella has Ramen Noodles for lunch? onexshot

So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?

I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are

Why isn't Emmett allowed to play cards anymore? Read to find out! onexshot.

Edward thinks Bella's acting depressed. So what does he do? Gets her a pet! But Emmett...read to find out. Rated T cause I always squeeze in some ExB fluff in all of my stories, cause I love it. THE LAST CHAPTER IS NOW POSTED! Yours Truly, Jen

Another part of the 'Impressing Bella' Series...... Eric has also been competing for Bella's attention....

Sequel to 'Impressing Bella.' Mike wasn't the only one who had his eyes on Bella...

Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!