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Some of the best humor at the expense of your favorite characters! I do take suggestions, but do to real life time constraints it takes me a while to get to the stories people send in. A while can sometimes mean months. I will eventually get to them. |
Blood Drive by
TwilightAwakening reviews
Forks Hospital is holding a blood drive and Bella decides to donate blood. What happens when Bella reaches the hospital? Will she go into a coma? Will Edward go on a feeding frenzy? And who the heck is that creepy guy that's going to be taking her blood?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Impressing Bella by
Child-Of-God13 reviews
This is for Irish Froggy s Mike challenge. Mike tries to use his 'skills' to impress Bella. T for mild cussing. one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by
vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by
Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
10 Ways to Annoy Twilight Characters by
Patronus Charm reviews
Title pretty much explains all. Not my best fic as it has no plot but hey read it any way. First Chapter is Edward Cullen. Contest results now UP! NOW COMPLETE! Please read the Authors Note!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Papa Loves Mambo by
Skipper Pompeii reviews
Join Edward, Jasper, Bella and Emmett as they try to solve a puzzling mystery.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by
vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 305 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by
vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Computer Lab by
BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Road Trip by
Alunamai reviews
What happens when the Cullens take a cross country road trip... in one hummer? And then Sirius and Remus turn up...Lets find out
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/11/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Ice cream! by
Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at the Cullen's house. She want's some Ice cream...But it dousen't end up in the bowl...Sucky summary, can't find a way to make it look good. just reaad it. it will only take a sec!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let the Games Begin by
lildevil76 reviews
Sequel to 'Truth or dare with the pack' read that first or you might not get some of the parts :P And for the ppl that did, this is about Bella, the Cullen's and the Pack playing various games ex. spin the bottle and twister R&R PLZ :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,791 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/21/2007
Jessica's Ride Home! by
LittleShortGirlFromOuterSpace reviews
Jessica gets a flat on the way to school. she 'asks' Edward for a ride home! Angst for the fact that Edward and Bella have to ride home with Jessica! This is now a 'Suply and Demand' Fic, if a get ten reviews for a chapter, I will right a new one. Love ya
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
The Song and the 'P' Word by
BeForever reviews
Edward wants Bella to sing, but she is being stubborn and not complying with his request. All the chapters involve something different. R&R please! Humorous story.THE FINAL AND LAST CHAPTER 5 IS UP! Some Mature Content. LOWERED TO 150 REVIEWS NEEDED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007
Last Chances by
FMGRE reviews
Eclipse spoiler! Bella sets out to experience a few human things while she still has the chance. Accompanied by Emmett, her last experiences are sure to be funny and entertaining.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Crazy Cullen Chronicles by
twilightnite reviews
The Cullens can be strange, but just how strange? Series of strange, stupid, random, and mainly funny stories, all coming out of the thing that's known as Kate's brain. Chapter 48: Sunday with the Pack. /Holy Moley, Kate updated! I thought she died!/
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/1/2007
Twilight Fanfiction is Scary! by
Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Everyone loves a good old heated up Twilight fanfiction. But how will Edward and Bella react when they go on to the fan fiction network by the advice of Alice and read some? please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,315 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
Truth or dare with the pack by
lildevil76 reviews
Edward is out hunting for the day and Bella is left with nothing to do. Jacob comes, him and the pack apologize and want to catch up and end up playing truth or dare & R&R PWEASE :D [COMPLETE] WOOOOOOO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Jasper's Secret Obsession by
Kirbiness reviews
Bella and Edward are at the Cullen's house one day when they hear a strange noise coming from Jasper's Room. A series of flashbacks relating to Jasper's obsession, HARRY POTTER! CHAPTER 4 UP: HARRY POTTER OOTP MOVIE PREMEIRE, IN LONDON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 7/8/2007
Dressing up with the Cullens by
Georgiana1234 reviews
It is even more rainy than the days that are rainier days than usual in Forks and the Cullens find themselves yet again with nothing to do. When Esme finds a old dressing up box what chaos will insue?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,398 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006
Bonding by
IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
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