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Well written independent/intelligent/powerful Harry, free of Mary-Sue, and Gary-Stu. very light on Ginny. mostly het, please PM me if you have recomendations.

HPParody by Shezza reviews
Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 190 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P.
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Warlock's Apprentice by PhantomFool reviews
Tom's resurrection party pushes Harry to fight for his life, something he does well enough that Dumbledore decides Harry might be more suited for a world of war and deceit than he originally thought. The Strongest Wizard in 100yrs has found his pupil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,719 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Denarian Variation by Shezza reviews
Set after The Denarian Lord: Eight years after Harry killed Voldemort, the last Denarian Lord is surprised to find Amanda Carpenter begging for his help. They had come and taken her daughter away. As Harry fights to get her back, Albus has his own plan...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 412 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Conlaodh's Song by enembee reviews
Book 2. As the Second War begins, Voldemort becomes obsessed with harnessing the realm of Old Magic to his own ends. Meanwhile, Harry has to contend with the Ministry, ancient foes and the machinations of a world he barely understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,777 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Heartlands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Sequel to Wastelands! Time has all but run out for Harry Potter. There are no more second chances. No more desperate bids for salvaged redemption. The game has changed, and in the end Harry will learn that the cost of his defiance has never run so high.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,517 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Power Play by Savile reviews
The Dursleys taught Harry one thing, there are those who have power and those who desire it. He knows which one he wants to be. Post GOF. ABANDONED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,853 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Daphne G.
Breach of Contract: Twelve Signs by The Matt Silver reviews
To avoid the unjust prosecution of his friends in the days following the end of the war, Harry Potter signed a magical contract in blood. Years later, Harry struggles with the balance of his latest Auror case involving a wizard ritualistically murdering Muggles, periodic contract renewals, and both the developing and deteriorating relationships with those closest to him. HP/NT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,592 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Remus L. - Complete
Number Games by jbern reviews
Ron Weasley, an aging quidditch player in the middle of possibly the biggest game of his life, looks back at the places where his life changed for the better and the worse. Book 7 compliant but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,690 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 169 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Ron W., Padma P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cursed Summer by Mountain907 reviews
After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,456 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 6,468 - Follows: 3,275 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
When Hunting Monsters by magicalwrit3r reviews
Sirius leaves Harry a dangerous gift that has many unintended consequences. Harry's summer takes a turn for the worse as he finds himself toeing the line between being the hunter and becoming what he hunts in this struggle not to lose himself to the abyss
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,724 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry P.
The Other Side of the Coin by Zennith6 reviews
Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,276 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Come What May by ckil reviews
A key forged through time and space, set apart by destiny forever and more, he shall conquer. Grew up in darkness brought on by envy, he will be set free on the cusp of his journey into a world hidden. Beware of his wrath for it can set the world on fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,383 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P.
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 2,979 - Follows: 2,944 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9415 - Favs: 24,172 - Follows: 9,602 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 3,983 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4465 - Favs: 11,644 - Follows: 5,896 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 4,787 - Follows: 2,690 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Order of the Chronic by sastath reviews
Sequel to HP and the Blazin Goblet. HP continues at Hogwarts in his hazy and stoned state. His popularity skyrocketing as the magical world hangs on his every word. Old allies lost, new ones gained. A stalker attempts to break Fleur away. HP cunning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,312 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1574 - Favs: 4,177 - Follows: 4,373 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Lords of Magic I by Taure reviews
Massively AU. Assume nothing. Harry Potter is born into a very different world than the one in canon. A world where the Greats of history walk among mere men. A world where power is all that matters, and young Harry Potter is a commodity desired by many.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,720 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
A Story of Hallows and Horcruxes by Johnny Farrar reviews
A fast-paced action thriller that chronicles Harry's journey as he seeks to destroy the Horcruxes. Follow Harry Potter as he faces desertion from friends, courts allies amidst enemies and traverses through a quagmire of uncharted and undefined magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,386 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
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