This is Temari's journal. Read it if you dare! (Credit is given to the Kazekage of Suna, whose story "Signed From your Not So Loyal Author" inspired this story!:))

Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?

It's a normal day. Three girls are walking home from school when a vortex decides to suck them up. Then wake up in the wonderful world of Naruto! Too bad some hidden secrets and bundle of bad guys are there to make things worse...or better? 3 OC's and rated T for swearing and minor sexual themes.

Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Gaara's working on his anger management. He has to make a list of all those he's wronged. It's a looooong list. Crack fiction. Please Read and Review. T for language and themes. COMPLETE

"Sir, is your refrigerator running?" "It was, but then I broke both it's legs." In which Ino and Sakura discover the joy of prank calling.

Kakashi decides to take Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke on a camping trip for team bonding and teamwork building. How will this dysfunctional trip turn out? Rated T just to be safe as the worst of it is mild violence & injury and mild swearing.

All hell breaks loose when a reluctant girl named Kira falls into a new world... and hits her head a bit too hard for her wimpy pain receptors to handle. Join Kira, the faithful housekeeper and her new buddies in a tale of inhalants, sociopathic stalkers, and cake-related stripper names. (Gaara x OC)

Temari comes home sick from a mission. Gaara doesn't know how to react.

One shot. Sai teaches his son Inojin how to talk, aww how cute, not really. Why? read and find out. Third, next generation spoiler manga ch 700. Please R&R [SaixIno] Cannon, post war. Yamanaka Family fic

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.

Imamura Tsubasa has no idea what she's in for when she becomes the Kazekage's assistant. All she wanted was to be a councilmember by 25 but it seems to be impossible when Temari becomes quite demanding of her and her life becomes a hectic hell. GaaraxOC

Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.

It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.

stupid drunk naruto freak, falls off the damn roof, and ends up inside the naruto universe, and there is only one thing that she can do since she's there,...to piss off the one and only Gaara of the sand, talk about the best vacation ever. GaaraXOC comedy, well after you pass 3 chapters THE SUQUEL IS UP

Sai's quite clueless when it comes to love—and even worse in the pursuit. But he's got the help of the finest shinobis in Konoha (and Suna)…so wooing Yamanaka Ino over is a piece of cake, right? (Post 699 / Before 700) Pairings canon! (SaixIno, SasuxSaku, ShikaxTema, NaruxHina)

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]