In which a second race exists alongside humans: the felis. The cat-like. Rare ones would have dreams of their future. A redheaded prince among them dreamt of his future mate when she was only a child. He sought her out and watched her grow up beside him. Members of the court to this day spit out their wine when they hear tales of her delightful antics. SasoSaku, OOC like omg.

The most probable reason for my love of school is that I'm a disgusting know-it-all. I draw my self-worth from studying and acing tests. Still, I'm just a girl who enjoys having fun. I love the banter in French class. I love murdering rival soccer teams. I even love art class. And the teacher there loves me. Apparently. More news at 11! (DeiSaku. High school AU.)

A collection of horrendous Naruto Mary-sues for you to bash and flame to your heart's content! From the eighttailed jinchuuriki who ISN'T Killer Bee, to the dragon princess and the popstar who wears snow leopard fur boots. Come one, come all, and FLAME.

Sí, he cambiado el título, pero estas pequeñas historias siguen siendo las mismas, así que coje las palomitas, ¡y a leer! Aviso: Leer este fanfic puede producir la muerte.. además de hacerte pis en la cama... Y no.. no es por el miedo xD

Orochimaru makes a bet with Tsunade...and loses! Now, he must not only make good on his promise of a temporary ceasefire, but spend two weeks' time with Tsunade and Jiraiya! After everything that had happened, can they get along for 2 weeks?

Sasuke was taught lots of things. Just not the things that would help reach his goal of reviving his clan. So, Orochimaru has come to help him.

Crack. WARNING: Anti-NaruSaku. Please don't read if you're pro NaruSaku. Contains NaruSaku bashing. Moved to Naruto only section.

Five teenagers leave home from Konoha on the path of gym badges and the Pokemon League. Challenges and adventure await them, and a darkness in the form of the Akatsuki follows them, and slowly, one of these things proves equal to, or greater than, the other. Some violence within, pairings to be decided.