Naruto's guide to recognizing an Uchiha: from clothing to behavior to freaky bloodline limits, Naruto begs you to remember all these tips to help protect his virtue! Crackfic, SasuNaru, ItaNaru

There are 20 things Sasuke wants you to know about his relationship with Naruto.

[NejiNaru OneShot] In which Sakura learns many things.

[NejiNaru] Neji more or less confesses, and Naruto does not take it well. Angst ensues.

One Monday morning, Naruto answers the door to find one Uchiha Sasuke asking him for a date. The problem is, they've never even met before. SasuNaru AU.

Orochimaru rewards Sasuke’s loyalty by kidnapping and delivering him Naruto. Faced with the dilemma of whether to love or control him, Sasuke must now find the lost smooth edges of his fragmented mind in order to save Naruto from himself. Sasunaru

I like jokes but can't help but think of how much better they would be if the Naruto characters were in those situations. I don't claim to own the jokes or Naruto. Mostly SasuNaru and some straight pairings. Rated M for some dirty jokes.

AEOY Side Story/Gift Fic, AU : Peanut butter and jelly, a cat toy, a skirt and a dictionary? Some things about Christmas you’ll just never get. Shounen-Ai SasuNaru

AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.

AU. Somehow, after years of bickering, arguing, and knock out fist fights, Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an unbreakable friendship. But a simple slipup and life changing words threatens to change everything. SasuNaru

“Oh Naruto!” Sasuke sighed. “They cuffed me and dragged me here! It was so horrible! I'm traumatized, hold me!” Naruto growled. “I’d believe you more if you HAND WASN’T ON MY ASS UCHIHA!” SasuNaru. XD Mature content.

It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.

In which Sakura and Ino visit Naruto, and Ino makes some observations.

-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.

Chapter four for The Cereal Killer. Naruto refused to look at his watch as he limped down the snow covered sidewalk, his body shivering from the cold. All he could think of was the look on Sasuke's face when he said "I won't wait."

For Naruto and Sasuke, it's about how, at the end of a long day, self-loathing can shift seamlessly into self-loving. Collaboration between myself and Rasengan22

Naruto, you are standing in the middle of a Christmas miracle. It doesn’t matter who the miracle belongs to. All that matters is that you don’t miss it. SasuNaru Merry Christmas, Everyone!

Sasuke’s day had been a living hell thanks to one blue eyed, blonde haired idiot. Said idiot swallowed thickly, “What the hell, teme?” Sasuke smirked and leaned in to whisper, “You owe me.” SasuNaru Plot? What plot? For Master of Rebels... finally.

Naruto insists that Valentine’s Day isn’t that big of a deal. His advice? Just ask. He did and he has the chidori burn to prove it. SasuNaru

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.

Naruto had his turn, now Sasuke gets to choose a movie. SasuNaru Kind of a sequel to “More Than Meets the Eye”… just longer and naughtier… really… um… naughty.

Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…

Naruto Uzumaki disappeared from radar two years ago, leaving behind a psychotic best friend and a town full of terrified people. Now he’s back, much to his ‘watchdog’s’ dismay. KakaNaru. Written because I lost another bet. Stupid Roely… with love.

Naruto didn't regret anything that led him here. Because this was all for Sasuke, and he could never regret Sasuke.