Just before his hanging, Carcer receives a visitor. A much-extended and altered version of an old drabble.

In the Ankh-Morpork of a distant future, there lives a brilliant scientist and two men who are not all they seem. AU!

Yep, another iPod shuffle meme. Features Carcer/Teatime, Polly and Maladicta, Victor Townsend, Lord Hong, Vimes, Carrot and Angua, Hex trying to figure out love and a bad taste in music. :

Carcer gets impolite. Vimes is not amused. Swing sees the whole thing. Carcer has an alarming dream.

What they're up to, what they've done. Teatime & Carcer drabbles. Actual rating may vary between chapters. All sorts of allusions, including pairings. Newest: Carcer plays chess and wins — sort of.

Carcer gets his head examined.

Post-Hogfather. Mr. Teatime's ghost contemplates life, death, and what comes after. Reworking of an older fic, to make it a standalone piece.

Definitely AU, based on the most of the events of Night Watch. Basically, what if Sybil had wandered into Treacle Mine Road on the Glorious 25th? youngSamxyoungSybil and I guess VimesxyoungSybil... ish.

Watch the adventures of a food vendor, a guard, two werewolves, a wizardess, a vampire, a drunken priest, and his God, watch them travel to exoctic places, uncover shocking secrets, piss everyone off, and witness the return of a certain psychopath murdere

In dreams, we are all mad...Susan has a nocturnal visit from a certain departed Assassin. Susan x Teatime. Please, don't kill me.

A promise made has to be kept. Set after Night Watch.

Days in the life of a monster-what was, what is, what could have been. Drabble and short-fic anthology. Latest: Carcer stands on the scaffold, counting the minutes he's got left. Drabble.