“Lily had a little lamb, Little lamb, Little lamb. Lily had a little lamb, Whose hair was black as coal! And everywhere that Lily went, the lamb was sure to go!” Damn it, Potter! Stop following me!

Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.

A case of selfinflicted laryngitis leads to some interesting repercussions for Lily Evans. LJ oneshot

James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.

Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.

Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."

Post Hogwarts, OneShot: Draco has always been a playboy, but everything changes after one night with her...complete

An utterly ridiculous Draco/Hermione story wherein I shamelessly lambaste the entire romance genre. Featuring much snogging, a blatant lack of believable characterization - oh, and did I mention the Irritatingly Sappy Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name?

A Parody. Snape is acting strangly...and is that My Heart will go on? “If Voldemort really wants to know the secret to offing me, just tell him to get Snape to sing a love song.” Does Dumbledore have something to do with this? Oh Minerva!

11th in the series. Harry has gotten revenge on Draco, but he may have to suffer too.

10th in the Horrible series. Remus is summoned to talk to Harry. Harry finds out why his parents were betrayed.

9th in the series. Cornelius decides to give his version of the talk to Harry for the sake of the wizarding world. Then Sybil shows up. Others in the series are referenced.

8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.

6th in the series. Harry thinks he has learned all he needs to, until a problem arises in class one day. The first five are alluded to.

5th in the series. Sirius changes his mind about giving Harry 'the talk' only to discover that he is far too late. I suggest reading the others first, as they are referenced.

Fourth in the series. Draco and Harry should know better than to antagonize Snape. His revenge: 'the talk' with Hagrid.

Professor McGonagall gives Harry the talk, but he is determined not to go through it alone. Third in the series. I suggest reading the other two first, as they are referenced.

Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.

Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.

It's Hermione's Birthday and so far it's be pretty dissapointing. After a fall down the stiars, someone is there to help her up with a birthday suprise.

It's the infamous Weasley twins vs the Deadly Duo i.e. Draco and Harry.....until someone decides enough is enough. To find out who, read on. and please review.

Draco's bored, so he decides to create a list of his most loathsome enemies.

Taking advantage of the situation, Draco uses every thing in sight to get revenge on Harry, Ron, and Hermione, whom aren't exactly allowed to speak or move.

What happens when Harry's friends sign him up for the bachelor? An AU fic. Read and review to find out Chapter 32 added. Please review.

After Harry and Hermione died in a car accident, the gang found Hermione's diary in their house, uncovering a romantic secret.