A collection of drabbles and one-shots that revolve around the domesticated lives of Count Blumiere and Lady Timpani from Super Paper Mario. Most take place after the end of the game in a more modern AU, save a few exceptions. Enjoy!

A Fanfic100 story taking place in the Super Paper Mario universe. 100 days, 100 one-shots. And honestly, there are so many characters that the tags can't fit them all! I hope you enjoy this wild romp through the worlds!

Dimentio gives Count Bleck some socks but he doesn't have any legs what will he do with them -crackfic-

Lulu needs someone to buy her cookies! Are the residents of Castle Bleck up for some tasty treats?

Most believe that only the Light Prognosticus held the true prophecies. That's only HALF correct. It doesn't tell how the Dark Prognosticus with the false prophecy had a backup plan. And to make it worse, the first Hero of Light is part of that backup plan. Will the "man in green" be able to save all dimensions... and his brotherhood?

Take one event- one tiny cog in the works- and tweak it, ever so slightly; you may see an entirely different scenario play out. So tell us, Mario, are you sure you don't recognize Mr. L? SPM fic; major spoilers.

A set of poems based on the minions and Count Bleck/Blumiere of Super Paper Mario.

It's the end of the worlds... again. But this time, Blumiere, Timpani, and Daisy are along for the ride. How will this affect the events? Who is the mysterious "guy in green"? And why can't I sum up my own story? This story is done in honor of chuggaaconroy, whose Super Paper Mario Let's Play gave me the inspiration to write this. Enjoy!

An alternative version of Super Paper Mario; Mario is the famous hero of the Mushroom Kingdom while Luigi is the most faithful minion and the adoptive son of the villain known as Count Bleck. Soon after the creation of the Void, the two cross each other's paths and are thrown into an adventure full of mystery, secrets, and lies.

Blumiere and Timpani need some more love. So here's my contribution to the pairing that overcame an apocalypse!

He couldn't sleep. How could he, when even his lucid mind was full of nightmares?

This is how I believe Blumiere and Timpani ended up after the Chaos Heart disappeared at the end of Super Paper Mario.

"She cannot be replaced. You cannot hope to do so, Nastasia." But hope was all she had left. (Drabble-ish)

Count Bleck and Plankton have teamed up and taken Mr. Krabs hostage! Can SpongeBob and his friends battle the Count's minions and save the Krabby Patty formula before it's too late? Find out in this Karate Island-style parody!

Count Bleck has a surprise for everyone: they're going on a road trip! Some are happy with the idea, others are not. Will things go as planned?

Mimi and Dimentio decide to pull a prank on their co-minion, O'Chunks. It doesn't end well.

What happens when a kitten comes to Castle Bleck?

Castle Bleck has long sat forgotten in the remotest reaches of the Earth...but murder lurks in the halls and those who dare to read revisit the haunting past of the keep, and the mystery of Monsieur Blumiere.

Even though the end is fast approaching, the villains of Castle Bleck decide to take some time off to celebrate Christmas. But not everyone is feeling the joy of the season. Count Bleck feels depressed and lonely. Can his beloved minions cheer him up?

He'd always been alone, meant to be perfect but was inhuman. The result of a failed genetic experiment, he will have his revenge.

Count Bleck regrets what he has done... -oneshot-

Count Bleck's pie has gone missing, and he's determined to find out who took it.

Strange and hilarious things are happening to the residents of Castle Bleck. Can they figure out the source of the mishaps?

They say redemption is possible for anyone. I used to wonder if that would ever hold true for me.

He watches her and is enchanted. Does she know? Does she know just how strongly she holds his heart in her hand? How impossible it is to be apart from her ever again?