Chakra depleted and exhausted, Team Seven needs a place to rest and recuperate. Why did it have to be a brothel? Are those hunter-nin coming their way? Post-Canon Team Seven. SasuSaku. One-Shot.

For sasusakumonth, day one, AU. "What are you so desperate for?" he asked. The same thing as you, her heart beat back.

"I still won't wear it." "It's red." "So?" "Red's your color." What if Sasuke dressed up as Santa Claus for the sake of his Family. Christmas fic. R&R

"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"

R&R "Boy, wouldn't you want to find out." He said sarcastically but then smirked and looked over at her. "I mean, if I knew you wanted some, I would have hiked up your skirt a long time ago, Sakura Haruno. We could pull over to the side of the road and-"

He stopped for a second, thinking. "I guess I like her hair too. It reminds me of Itachi's underwear with the ducks on them!"

R&R "Me too. Even though I technically didn't do anything wrong. I really think I'm the victim here cause I have a worm in my stomach."

I didn't understand how watching these flowers bloom was such a big deal. Every year, they did the same thing." "I understand now" Sasusaku R&R Please :

Sasuke loves Sakura's belly button. But what happens when she gets it pierced and she's not allowed to have any sexual contact around it at all? "Like you could resist me, you'll be trying to molest me in my sleep after two days without any contact." R&R

Sakura had never said no to him in the bedroom before. She always gave him what he wanted, never once objecting. But that was about to stop. The spoiled man above her was just that. Spoiled.

Sakura! you better have a good reason why your shoving tweezers up my nose!" "Y-you wouldn't stop snoring." "So you decided to assault me with tweezers!" "Ino said that if I pulled your nose hairs out while you were sleeping you'd stop snoring!" R&R

Sasuke-kun! I can't do it!" "And what makes you think I can?" "Because you can do anything!" "Sakura, I refuse to help you use a tampon for the fist time!" Slightly Crack. R&R

Sasuke couldn't believe he agreed to watching a soap opera with is girlfriend. A soap opera! Where had his manly pride escaped to? R&R

She was born to create trouble, thus, landing her in that dump of a summer school which would turn out to be the place with the best memories of her life. AU/sasusaku

Mikoto had always wanted a daughter. So, standing on top of a table at the festival she decides to pick one out. "Alright Sasuke-kun! I want you to marry that little girl with the pink hair over there!”

She threw an uppercut at him and shouted, UCHIHA SASUKE! NOBODY GETS TO WAKE ME UP EARLY IN THE MORNING IN THAT WAY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT EXCEPT MY HUSBAND IN THE FUTURE! Then, she saw something sparkling on her hand, and hit her. He smirked...

SasuSaku AU He just moved in next to her. She was amazed by his guitar playing. What happens when she finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her? Will he be there for her? I suck at summaries... Rated T for language. WARNING: MAJOR OOC-NESS! plz R&R

Ino has a great plan to get Sasuke and Sakura to go on a "date" per se without them realizing it until it's too late. How will they handle this awkward situation? SasuSaku Rated T.

Sakura is a girl who just wants to play baseball.Her coach is a dirtbag whos got it out for her.Sasuke becomes the captain but will he accept the way Sakura is being treated?Not for long I hope.Pairings SasSak R&R.

The Book. Capitals. People wrote everything in it, from what they thought of people to who they liked. And it was all anonymous. But is Sakura prepared for what one message has in store for her? SasuSaku, AU. R&R!

While gathering water at a stream, Sakura happens to meet Sasuke’s brother, Itachi. She doesn’t know who he is, but he comes to the conclusion that she knows Sasuke. "I’ve made it my secret mission to make Sasuke-kun smile more."

Listen Ino,'- 'I might watch a thousand chick flicks,read as much fairy tales and romance books,but I will never have my fairy tale come true because I am in love with the cold,revenge blinded,arrogant bastard,Sasuke Uchiha.' SasuSaku

Sakura broke up with Sasuke cause of him being too much of a playboy. At first Sasuke doesn’t give a damn in breaking up with his nerdy girlfriend but after a year of not meeting, whose this hot new girl in school? WTF... that couldn't be Sakura!

"They were really close friends already, but he wanted her as something more in his life." Non-massacre SasuSaku oneshot. Contains some NaruHina.

Playing the stealthy ninja and kindly nurse isn’t enough to satisfy any woman. Sakura needed to have a little fun, too. Suggestive.