All's fair in love, war, and dumb boy toys who need flippin' signs to tell them why our girls are mad. SasuSaku NaruHina. OOC Hinata. Based off of ohwhatsherface's For Serious.

In the world where men rule, woman must take a stand and it comes in a form of pink hair and jade eyes. "I-i-i--i-it's the m-m-m-midnight r-rider!" Bonus Chapter!

'Sakura, who is this guy and how does he know you' the four males of Team 7 looked at her. 'She didn't tell you' the man asked surprised, wrapping an arm around her waist. 'We're engaged.' SasukeSakura

the proper way to ask a girl out.

[Sasusaku] Sasuke may have forgotten something very important.

In which Sakura wants to be most precious in someone's heart, and Sasuke tries to oblige. Not all love stories are romances because some are better. [sasusaku] [oneshot]

What's that thing sticking out of your pocket? It read: FRISKY CONDOM, Strawberry Flavor. Congratulations! You picked out a good choice! Our bestseller! ENJOY! [slightly crack][sasusaku]

"So which of your sub personalities kissed me?" Sakura asked. "All of them, they all fancy you…" he smiled. "Oh my, I couldn't believe I was kissed by eight guys."

AU. Sakura's been watching Sasuke.

[SasuSaku] In which Uchiha Sakura swears not to lose out to her husband's favourite food, and Uchiha Sasuke having to make a choice.

Sakura seems to still be awake on Christmas Eve. She can't stop thinking about one 'person', so she sings her heart out, hoping that Santa Clause will grant her one special wish. Merry Christmas everyone!

The gang hears rather disturbing noices coming from Sasuke’s office. What on earth could the rich and famous viceCEO be doing with Haruno Sakura? Definitely not what Naruto’s thinking right? Or maybe…[SasuSaku AU oneshot]

Sasuke has finally come back after five years and he realizes that he's fallen for Sakura. But why does she keep on avoiding him? Songfic Pretty Baby by Vanessa Carlton SASUSAKU

-Oneshot- Sakura had been living with her mean step mother and sisters all her life. Will spending one night dancing with the Prince change her life forever? SasuXSaku

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Sakura is dead-set on having the baby on the same day as her birthday; refusing to go to the hospital despite her harsh contractions. Sasuke is forced to reason with his stubborn, very pregnant wife. Have fun, man.

"Am I pretty?" "No." "Beautiful?" "Hell no." "... I hate you." "You love me."

It wasn't her fault she fell down a flight of stairs. And he wasn't forced to carry her around..he wanted to do it. Smirk. Blush. AU, SasuSaku. One-shot.

/SasuSaku/ It's Valentine's Day, and Sakura's still a little scarred from the last time she tried giving Sasuke chocolates. Now, Naruto and Kakashi are trying to help the two lovebirds together. Starts with confusion, ends with a kiss.

OneShot. Besides 'hn', 'aa' and 'tch' Sakura discovers that Sasuke can say even three words in a sentence. Read and find out what those words are. SasuSaku -complete.

Anger flared through him, what kind of man would dare touch his property! "Sakura! Who slept with you!" "Sasuke-kun, what?" "You're all red and sweaty!" ... "sasuke-kun, I have a fever." "..."

R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"

Summary: "Sasuke-kun, where are you taking me?" He smirked, pure devious intent. "To a drive in my car." "Oooohhh…" A moan was heard in the distance. "Mmmmm…" Naruto turned to his companion. "Hey… Kiba… Did you hear that…?" ONESHOT. SMUT. SASUSAKU

"If you hate me so much, channel that anger. Get stronger, and the next time we meet prove that you weren't worth leaving. Try and kill me, Sakura." He never imagined she would take those words to heart. Requested by BlackHeartofIce.

AU. A certain raven-haired Uchiha stops by Ms. Haruno's office one day... Lemon Oneshot.

Sakura and Sasuke are best friends, but Sakura secretly loves him. She lets it all out the way she knew best: songs.