Some days stink... Some days suck... and some are just plain STUPID!No pairings.

Two obnoxious girls get sucked into the Narutoverse (inexplicably OP, of c); cue self-aware generic crossover hijinx and absurd character study! Meaning and plot slowly generate. I wrote this as a kid, am updating 10 yrs later, same oddball genre, but later chapters plot. Mature themes (later), dirty language. SasuOC, barely. Humor/adventure/romance/surreal/shoujo/slice-of-life

Nonsensical one shot. Naruto reads some stories at FanFiction.net and gets pissed off. He tries to write a letter to the site managers, but his friends get in on the business.

Vacation. Camping. Friendly joking amongst the sexes. A silly oneshot story.

There's a writing contest. The entries were sent in too early, before Tsunade had a chance to explain things. More was on the line than anyone realized. Who wins? Why is that a problem? [one shot story]

This is an AU oneshot from the Team 8 universe, prompted by Brandon's plot bunny. What would it take to make Hinata completely snap?

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

If it looks like a girl, it's a boy. Yaoi.

[Repost] Everyone thought Orochimaru was beyond any hope of salvation. Enter Uzumaki Naruto, a half forgotten jutsu by the Yondaime Hokage and an isolated house...

Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER

AU. At an early age, Naruto is drawn into Orochimaru's circle of friends. What this denotes sends ripples through the Fire Country and the world at large. Naruto/Tayuya, Abandoned.

What happens when you mix one part angry crippled ex-Sound ninja and one hyperactive idiot? Dueling Harmonies, that's what! Tayuya is brought back to the village and has to fit in, all the while trying to avoid thinking about all that she's lost. Dead.

AU. Uchiha Naruto, son of Rin and Obito, tries to find his place in life. However, with a crazy teachers like Gai and Anko, will that place be where he wants it? Naruto/Anko, Abandoned.

Despite the happy sounding title, it's not all that happy. A few years ago, a young Naruto went missing. What happened to him during that time. Most likely a NaruShizune pairing.

Naruto runs away feeling guilty about Sasuke's supposed death, what will he learn and where will he end up. Read it, because you never thought that there would be a NaruKin story with over a thousand reviews.

Naruto is taken in at a young age by Kakashi, and trained by the Jounin Senseis. However, Naruto's sapphire eyes have only one thing in their sights. The ruby eyes of one Yuuhi Kurenai. NarutoxKurenai. Sakura & Sasuke bashing for all. First Part Complete.

Orochimaru would have never been a good father anyway. That's what the people of Konoha thought as he was forced to watch as Kyuubi was sealed inside of his newborn son. 15 years later, Naruto finds out the truth, and it sure isn't pretty. [No pairings] [Indefinite Hiatus]

Kakashi lost a bet, and Iruka is the only way for him to 'pay off the debt'. A big kennel on Iruka's front porch has his socalled 'birthday present' inside. Garaunteed to stay within 20 feet of you for months!

AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.

What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.

During his fight with Haku, Naruto tapped into Kyuubi's chakra. Here he did something more. Starts on the day after the fight and goes from there. Will be NaruHina eventually.

NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.

Sasuke Uchiha is new at Konoha High school, and his first impressions to the entire school are amazing. Why? Because he's the only one known in the history of the school to stand up to Naruto Uzumaki. [NaruSasu, SasuNaru]