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Founder: J-Kid - Stories: 296 - Followers: 6 - id: 24286
Sometimes finding good fanfiction is hard-rather like looking through a bag of Bertie Bott's with no clue what you'll get. For those new to fanfiction or simply looking for something good and/or intelligently written, this C2 group is for you. Only the best here. No slash. |
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 1,024 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Revenge by Lisse reviews
When her son brings home the world's ugliest kitten, Hermione is forced to wonder whether or not her taste in pets in genetic. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Four Times the Weasley Twins should have realised by Gryffens reviews
Fred and George owed so much to the Marauders. If only they'd been given a chance to thank them... Four Times the Weasley Twins should have realised and One Time they did
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/11/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Defence Against The Dark Arts With Professor Umino by AvocadoLove reviews
It may take all year, but Iruka is determined to teach these wizard kids a thing or two about how to defend themselves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Iruka U. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 205 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 3,058 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Dogs and Shakespeare by Ravenpuff reviews
An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,851 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D.
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 273 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
What if? 2: ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES LUPIN? by Bellegeste reviews
What if Lupin had to stand in as Potions master for a day? Remus plumbs the depths of ineptitude, and Snape is too ill to argue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
Little School of Horrors by cecelle reviews
Oneshot spoof. Parents of Muggleborn witches and wizards are becoming more and more reluctant to send their children to some boarding school sightunseen. So Professor Sprout gives them a preview tour of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2004 - P. Sprout, Severus S. - Complete
Back in the Train Station by Mercury Gray reviews
After the Pevensie children return to the train station they were pulled from to aid Prince Caspian, Lucy has a conversation with an interesting older gentleman about schools and adventures.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Albus D., Lucy Pevensie - Complete
A Small Thing by Scattered Logic reviews
The trio performs a small kindness - over and over and over again. Ficlet - complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
By the Book by Scattered Logic reviews
During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Desiring Dragons by Lirazel reviews
“Dragons are fire and color and barelycontained power and ancientness and something else he can never put into words.” Charlie oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Charlie W. - Complete
Another Round of Slughorn by Marauder reviews
The staff reacts to Slughorn's return, and Minerva McGonagall doesn't approve of playing favorites. Written for hbpchallenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Minerva M., Charity B. - Complete
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Lord V by cheryl bites reviews
Nuclear war breaks out and Voldemort casts a spell to stop time. He and Harry alone are left to defuse the missiles and prevent the war. Voldemort’s radiophobic. Oh joy. LVHP. Spoilers for HBP, none for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,391 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1658 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hard To Be Humble by Scorpia710 reviews
Snape finds Ron and Lockhart in the Chamber of Secrets waiting for Harry's return. Lockhart sings and Snape breaks. From Ron's POV, please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
CinderWhattheHell a by Meltha reviews
During the trio’s wanderings in book seven, Ron gets Hermione to explain that disease-sounding Muggle fairy tale. Very mildly Ron-Hermione with slight Harry-Ginny undertones.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Same by Fyrie reviews
Viktor Krum observes his fellow Tri-Wizard Tournament Competitors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/1/2003
The Dare by mosylu reviews
Tonks has a special someone in her life, but who? Ron and Harry, sick of the speculation, dare Ginny and Hermione to come right out and ask. But the answer might be a little more than they bargained for. This is your official marshmallow fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/11/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Come What May by Scorpia710 reviews
Harry's life is turned around and upside down when a late night visitor from the future tells him the unthinkable. Now he must convince Snape to teach him Occlumency, get along with Draco Malfoy and survive through what Voldemort has planned for him. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,607 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2036 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
River of Dreams by Tajjas reviews
When Severus Snape finds a certain brat-who-lived out after curfew the year after Voldemort's return, it starts a chain of events that he wouldn't have imagined in his wildest dreams. Or nightmares.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,110 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Severus S., Harry P.