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Sometimes finding good fanfiction is hard-rather like looking through a bag of Bertie Bott's with no clue what you'll get. For those new to fanfiction or simply looking for something good and/or intelligently written, this C2 group is for you. Only the best here. No slash. |
Blood Will Out by Lady Bracknell reviews
Whilst in pursuit of a suspect, Harry comes face to face with his past. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Slaughter Dew by cupid-painted-blind reviews
The first time it happens, he is fourteen. Sitting at the Gryffindor table, Peter thinks of murder. [Peter, OCD. Dark. Written for a challenge at the Reviews Lounge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Peter P. - Complete
A Malfoy's Dignity by testosterone-tea reviews
It is beneath the dignity of a Malfoy to do many things. One of them is to sit on the roof of Malfoy Manor and make hooting noises. Yet that's exactly what Draco is doing... no pairings, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Draco M. - Complete
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
Sorting Hat by Luinthoron reviews
Don't read if you're easily offended! :P Just a small funny thing that popped up in my head. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Complete
Thanks A Bunch by CruorLuna reviews
Fred and George, spending a Saturday in the holidays, poring over books? Something isn't right ... Sirius and Remus think they may be able to help. Random ramblings, no slash. MaraudersForge. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Harry Riddle by snarryvader81 reviews
What if Tom Marvolo Riddle was Harry's biological father?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 80,525 - Reviews: 973 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Roar by misserin reviews
You say you want a revolution... Hermione decides it's time for some consciousness-raising.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3809 - Favs: 10,853 - Follows: 12,064 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Deconstruction by kirikarin reviews
Tonks is sent to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Percy Weasley after his abrupt departure from the Ministry of Magic. Nothing is what it seems. The deeper Tonks goes, the more sinster and complex Percy's life appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,723 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Percy W., N. Tonks - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 7,764 - Follows: 981 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
After Dinner Discussions by thebiwholived reviews
One-shot. Takes place in the middle of OotP. Over Christmas holiday at Grimmauld Place, Harry finds himself unable to keep the nature of his detentions with Umbridge as secret as he would like from the adults who care about him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 318 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Free Will and Fate by Sara Winters reviews
Our lives are not our own. Fate is set, choice is meaningless and the mark of the chosen never truly fades. When Harry finds a way to change his destiny, will the result be better than the path already chosen for him? HP/HG Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 152,934 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chess by CarmenBlack212 reviews
Ron and Luna play chess. But Luna is certainly not your typical chess player... Not a RonLuna fic NevilleLuna and RonHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Hey, You! I Don't Like Your Girlfriend by Kerichi reviews
He was Muggle-born, a Hufflepuff, and a slob. Andromeda couldn't understand why a boy with messy hair and untidy ways was so popular until she realised no one enjoyed life like Ted Tonks. It was no secret he liked her...and she didn't like his girlfriend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2007 - [Andromeda T., Ted T.] - Complete
Albus Potter and the Misspent Youth by Respitini reviews
For the Reviews Lounge "Birthdays" challenge. What does one do when Dad's birthday is just another reason to dodge Paparazzi on the way into a Ministry ball? Get your cousin and best mate to orchestrate an absolutely fabulous entrance, apparently.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Albus S. P. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 391 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Luna Lovegood: A Second Thought by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot reviews
One-shot, complete. Missing canon moment between HBP and DH. Equuys and Trinocerous and Snorkacks, oh my! This is how Luna describes her friends to her doting father. Part of my "A Second Thought" series. Reviews are definitely appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
The Puck Drops Here by JJ Rust reviews
Hockey comes to Hogwarts, but the game has more significance than the students can imagine. Features original character Jimmy O'Bannon, with Fred & George Weasley prominent. Set during Book 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,033 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - OC, Fred W. - Complete
Hogwarts Never Knew What Was Coming by Niknak1012 reviews
What exactly happened on Fred and George's first day at Hogwarts? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
still too early to dream by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sometimes, Molly hates Lily Potter. Drabble, post dh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Molly W. - Complete
A flower in her hair by Bagge reviews
Lord Voldemort and Luna Lovegood find time to discuss a little philosophy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete