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Founder: J-Kid - Stories: 296 - Followers: 6 - id: 24286
Sometimes finding good fanfiction is hard-rather like looking through a bag of Bertie Bott's with no clue what you'll get. For those new to fanfiction or simply looking for something good and/or intelligently written, this C2 group is for you. Only the best here. No slash. |
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 485 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14465 - Favs: 22,012 - Follows: 8,843 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Open Your Eyes: The Goblet of Fire by mathiasgranger reviews
Harry Potter is tired of running blindly into life and death situations. This series is about Harry thinking before he leaps. It starts off at the summer following the events that transpired in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,306 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ask You-Know-Who by NeoSapien reviews
The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/19/2001
Types by Amy Elizabeth reviews
A prank to get revenge on a coworker at the Ministry gains Tonks a little insight into Remus Lupin. Early, no spoilers. Now with a second chapter, continuing on from Remus' point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Tapestry by nancystagerat reviews
After the battle in the Department of Mysteries, the Black tapestry raises questions about her family Tonks would rather have never asked. Tonks' POV. PostOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
It Isn't Easy Being a Hufflepuff by trillium248 reviews
After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,820 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 4,536 - Follows: 3,843 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Joking a Malfoy by AbRaCaDaBrA reviews
A Harry Potter Alternate Universe moment. This is exactly why the Sorting Hat doesn't - and shouldn't - have a sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Draco M., Draco M.
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 323 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Unequivocally Unusual by Quantum Cat reviews
Circumstance victimizes Harry one more time, as both Hermione and Ron are petrified during second year. Of course, coincidence just happens to pitch in as well. "Figglenorf got your tongue?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,389 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Pen Pals by Rorschach's Blot reviews
My version of the whole letters back and fourth between Voldemort and Harry story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 501 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
Dazzled by jtav reviews
How did Peter Pettigrew come to be in Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Peter P., Sirius B. - Complete
Second Kisses by jtav reviews
AU. "Most boys confine themselves to throwing a punch in these situations Your way is much more interesting." Harry loses his temper at Slughorn's party.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
An Unlikely Conversation by snarkyroxy reviews
When Hermione walks out of Divination class in her third year, she is caught by a teacher wandering the empty corridors of the school… and not just any teacher, but Professor Snape. Attempting to explain why she is out in the middle of class, the conversa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,339 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What Might Have Been by snarkyroxy reviews
When the Mirror of Erised resided at Hogwarts, Harry wasn't the only one to stumble upon it and look into its depths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 6926 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Voldemort's Visit by The Hooded Menace reviews
After his victory, Voldemort visits Azkaban and the prisoners within.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Luna L., Voldemort - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 4,424 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Point of View by B Bennett reviews
Watching Star Wars. Harry and Ron have opinions about the men in Leia's life; Hermione's undecided.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2001
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 4,348 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
To My Godson by sailoranime reviews
Harry Potter abruptly lost his Godfather at the end of his fifth year, and now he's found a letter from Sirius that was never sent. But what if Harry was never supposed to find that letter? No slash. Somewhat Angsty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.