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Founder: J-Kid - Stories: 296 - Followers: 6 - id: 24286
Sometimes finding good fanfiction is hard-rather like looking through a bag of Bertie Bott's with no clue what you'll get. For those new to fanfiction or simply looking for something good and/or intelligently written, this C2 group is for you. Only the best here. No slash. |
Postponed by gpoy reviews
They had not finished a game of chess in four years because they happened to be friends with the Boy Who Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Reading Over Someone's Shoulder by Verse reviews
Phineas comes across Hermione in the Restricted Section.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Phineas Nigellus, Hermione G.
Lopsided Tie by Minisinoo reviews
Thrown together in a moment of downtime at the Yule Ball, Hermione shares a brief conversation with Cedric Diggory, and Cedric offers a bit of advice about Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Hermione G., Cedric D. - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Heart of a Badger by Elwa reviews
The Dursleys adopted Harry. They still don't like him. See what a difference a name makes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,327 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Harry P.
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 3,732 - Follows: 971 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 859 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Realism: Breaking Clichés by Shadow Rebirth reviews
A collection of one-shots that show how different situations could occur in the real world, rather than the clichéd world of fanfiction. Warning! Parody ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P.
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2226 - Favs: 10,318 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 8,262 - Follows: 1,229 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 243 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
If It Hadn't Been for the Owl by Seldes Katne reviews
[Finished Edition] Just prior to the events of "Goblet of Fire", three of Alastor Moody's youngest neighbors have an encounter with the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,608 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2001
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 131 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 414 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Married at Fourteen by MP119 reviews
Basically, I've been married since the age of fourteen. RHr fluff, oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Counseling With the Dursleys by Harmonic Friction reviews
Harry finds it hilarious when cousin Dudley is forced to attend therapy sessions with Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon. However, it's not funny when it is decided that Harry come along, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
The Cauldron Of Shame by jaderook reviews
Muggle teaching techniques and Severus Snape? Is our favorite Potions Master losing his touch? Add a twinkling Albus and a staff meeting to the mix and you have the perfect start to another year at Hogwarts. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Dear Bloggie... by reiya reviews
Confessions of a Misunderstood Cousin: Dudley pours his heart out online.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2002
A World Without Peter by Author Gal reviews
What if Peter hadn't lived long enough to betray the Potters? The total destruction of the Wizarding World. This is a response to all the "I hate Peter so he's not in this" stories. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/29/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
To whom this may concern by MoriasDepths reviews
Worried about an extremely depressed Harry, Dudley sends a letter for help to Dumbledore, even as he reexamines his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Hello again, Petunia by MoriasDepths reviews
Peter Pettigrew pays a visit to Petunia Dursley's house seeking vengeance. Story offers a very different perspective on why Peter might have turned traitor. Rating is because of subject matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Petunia D., Peter P. - Complete
By the Light of the Moon by MoriasDepths reviews
She was a teacher, not a mother. But in the aftermath of a Death Eater attack, Minerva McGonagall found herself rearing two orphaned werewolf boys as her own, one of whom the darkness would do anything to destroy...Harry Potter. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 120,260 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Sunlight by greatestheights reviews
Some wondered why she wasn't a Ravenclaw, but Gryffindor brought Hermione sunlight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete