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Sometimes finding good fanfiction is hard-rather like looking through a bag of Bertie Bott's with no clue what you'll get. For those new to fanfiction or simply looking for something good and/or intelligently written, this C2 group is for you. Only the best here. No slash. |
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 431 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 276 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
The Serpents' Society and the Black Skull by Amberdulen reviews
Pre-OotP - The Triwizard Tournament has come to Hogwarts ... but the Society for Slytherin Advancement may have to deal with far more sinister developments.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 110,991 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Complete
My Place by Autumn Opals reviews
After the Dursley’s unexpected death, Harry finds himself whisked away to a place unknown where he’s adopted by people who are much more familiar than the area. Post OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 74,521 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Basement by Marz1 reviews
AU third year. I must have a sign on my back that says psycho paths please attack me. I would not put it beyond Dudley to afix such a sign to me, but I doubt he could spell it accurately enough for a psycho to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,802 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 12/2/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love and Levity by KatieBell70 reviews
Not many people bother learning to tell the twins apart. But George Weasley begins to discover that Luna Lovegood is not at all like many people. In fact, she's one of a kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
New Arrival by The Kitty-kitty reviews
Having cooked in Grimmauld Place’s out-dated kitchen for months, Molly Weasley decides it needs something… sadly, though, not everyone agrees (one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Gambit by Harmony Bites reviews
One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Act Natural by infiniteviking reviews
The Sorting of Albus Dumbledore.... who is more complicated than he'd like you to think. Oneshot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
The Pursuit of Silence by infiniteviking reviews
An experiment in a form that's been going around Livejournal lately: Twenty Things Severus Snape Never Said Out Loud.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
No Time Like The Present by donahermurphy reviews
Hermione's unconscious, but that's not her only problem. Because now it's four years after the defeat of Voldemort, and although nobody cares who Hermione Granger is, there are plenty of people who want to use her future knowledge to their own advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Silver Potion by white mouse reviews
Neville botches a potion, and Snape gets doused with the eventually lethal mixture. Snape and Neville must learn to work together if they are to save Snape's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,634 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Midnight by the Weasley Watch by excessivelyperky reviews
COMPLETE. Ron Weasley makes up his schoolwork, and actually thinks for a change. Snape gets some Christmas presents he doesn't expect. The old game is over, but a new one is just beginning. Please read and review. And thanks to you all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,121 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Taniwha by Elsa2 reviews
*COMPLETE* At the end of his fifth year Harry is sent to stay with Snape. Same old, same old, but with different scenery. Rated PG for some Bad Words
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,755 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
the Secret of Slytherin by Kirinin reviews
Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 194,942 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Destiny Reversed by chattypandagurl reviews
-COMPLETE- One morning Harry wakes up in a different world. His parents are alive and Neville bears the scar. Things are different and Harry starts to like that the weight of the world isn't on his shoulders. Neville may not be able to bear that weight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,839 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 4,111 - Follows: 2,131 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Paddy's Little Pup by teacherbev reviews
AU When a stray dog saves Little Dudley, the Dursley adopt it and now strange things are happening at Privet Drive, and it's not Harry! What happens when Sirius and Remus raise Harry the Wizarding way? Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 121,601 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 2,810 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Step by Arianna Cross reviews
Draco. Luna. And a step that swallows legs. [oneshot] RR
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Luna L., Draco M. - Complete
Numbers Never Lie by klynie reviews
A fair bit of shouting, some tears, and advice for a bad hair day. A Snape is Hermione's Father story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,812 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 5,643 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Traveled by Hatusu reviews
Draco and Hermione become foreign exchange students, and travel to France and Bulgaria. They expected boat rides, champagne and fancy balls, but what they didn't expect was murder. DMHG preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,087 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 2,432 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 58 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.