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Sometimes finding good fanfiction is hard-rather like looking through a bag of Bertie Bott's with no clue what you'll get. For those new to fanfiction or simply looking for something good and/or intelligently written, this C2 group is for you. Only the best here. No slash. |
Draco and the Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day by DangerMouse reviews
Whole title: "Draco Malfoy and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day." A parody of the old children's book. Draco isn't having a very good day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2001 - Draco M.
Balance by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
Hogwarts is under siege, and it's going to take everyone to find a way out of danger. Chapter 23, The end of the story, at long last.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,055 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thou shalt not kiss in the corridors by ali7 reviews
Blaise Zabini and Susan Bones romance
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2005
Snape's Desk by Mynuet reviews
Severus Snape is distinctly unhappy upon finding out about a certain tradition regarding his desk... (R-Hr, D-G, H-Lu)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
After It Rains by pot kettle black reviews
Hermione and Draco accidentally fall back in time while escaping a Death Eater initiation. In the future, Hogwarts is invaded by Voldemort for its own good? Features personable Slytherins, too much plotting, HGTR, DMHG, comedy, drama, and boyBlaise fun
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,596 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
Echoes from the Past by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Severitus challenge response! Before his fifteenth birthday, Harry receives a letter that alters his entire life. Now it is up to him to reveal the truth to the other whom it concerns. Will he find the courage or will he repeat his mother's mistake?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 102,306 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 5/20/2007 - Published: 10/16/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dancing with Shadows by mosylu reviews
Ginny comes facetoface with a Boggart and realizes that not all fears can be laughed away.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Ginny W. - Complete
Random Acts by mercutio-rane reviews
What's a momentary act of kindness to a werewolf? Quite a bit if you're the werewolf. Ten memories in chronological order featuring Lily, James, Sirius, Tonks, Minerva, Harry, Dumbledore, Molly, and Snape. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,176 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
IllFavoured Things by Morrighan reviews
Abandoned WIP. The year is 1998 & Voldemort is dead. Back in Privet Drive, Petunia Dursley discovers that she had developed magical powers. Rejected by Vernon she decides to take revenge on the entire magical world - with only a reluctant Snape to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Severus S., Petunia D.
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 148 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx reviews
Severus is forced to give his theories on why Slytherins are sexier. Yet-to-be-attatched snippet of 'Decoding of the Heart'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/20/2001 - Published: 7/3/2001
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/25/2002
What's a Secret Among Friends? by Giesbrecht reviews
Yet another "WPP find out about Remus' lycanthropy" pieces. It isn't really orginal, and it isn't very angsty or anything, either, but it made me laugh, so here it is. Oh, and death to FrontPage, which didn't upload properly, so I had to use TXT instead
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2001
Skepticism in Grey by Lainiekins reviews
What if Narcissa disappeared at the end of Draco’s fifth year? With Lucius in Azkaban, who is the nearest family relative for Draco to stay with for the summer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Draco M., N. Tonks
Resonance by GreenGecko reviews
Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 528,272 - Reviews: 4781 - Favs: 4,906 - Follows: 1,175 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Everyone's a Critic by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
It's that time again: Fifth Year Career Advisory Meetings. Blaise Zabini isn't looking forward to his. Professor Snape's not looking forward to Blaise Zabini's, coincidentally. What does little Blaise want to be when he grows up?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/14/2004
Distractions by Elsha reviews
What do a Slytherin pureblood and a Muggleborn Hufflepuff have in common? Nothing except music, and even that doesn't go far. As Hogwarts descends into chaos, two uneasy acquaintances struggle to understand the opposite point of view on the coming war. P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,206 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Theodore N. - Complete
Learn from History by Niger Aquila reviews
Completed! Harry accidentally traveled back in time, but lost his memory during the process. There he had some strange dreams about a lonely boy called Tom Riddle. What happens when the future enemies meet?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,742 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 12/19/2003 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just A Boy by Fyrie reviews
Viktor Krum tries to ask out a certain brown-haired witch
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Hermione G.
Believe in Me by Roanaz reviews
Voldemort exists, and he has one question: Why does he want to kill Harry Potter? Short but please review anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2001
The Trunk by mosylu reviews
Ron learns the history behind his despised handmedown trunk, and begins to understand some of his father's beliefs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Ron W., Arthur W. - Complete
Coexistence by darkcyan reviews
AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 155,474 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Matter of Opinion by Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
Characters: Phineas Nigellus, Cornelius Fudge. “You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts…but you cannot deny he’s got style…” AN: Well, after THAT, how couldn't I help but wonder?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2003
The Interview by GatewayGirl reviews
Sure Harry's done a lot -- but can he get a job? (Short, funny one-shot. Tell me what you think!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Things are Better Left Unknown by Giesbrecht reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete