Mikaela discovers she's pregnant and Sam is running the other way. Afraid and alone, she calls the last name on her list...Optimus. The events following that conversation will change them forever. .o OptimusxMikaela, Danceverse o.

After Egypt, the Autobots cannot remain a secret. Can they make a new home for themselves on Earth? Can they defend Earth from a new threat? Ensemble cast, with numerous mechs imported from G1. Note warnings.

Bits and bytes of humor, life, and even a bit love mixed in as the Autobots live on Earth.

Sunny and Sides decide to drive the other Autobots insane the best way they know how. With the help of the Earth's Worldwide Web, they come up with numerous ways to prank them. Poor Autobots. Mostly canon pairings.

Pre-ROTF, main characters include Bumblebee, Barricade, and Sam Witwicky. Sam just wanted time away from his robotic guardian to think things over. Little did he know, a particular police interceptor would steal away that chance...

After the last human financial advisor to NEST left cursing Ratchet's name, the last thing the Autobot expected was to like the replacement. Inspired by "If an Autobot, do NOT do the following" and written with permission of the author. Reviews are love!

Crack-Ficlet. Optimus attends a seminar for Cybertronians who have odd "interests".

Someone Decides to play a prank on poor, unsuspecting Barricade. Just a random one-shot. And yes I suck at summaries, and titles. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE. Not my best work, I wrote this at 3am.

In the heat of battle, real heroes are often overlooked, even as we realize what they are. Slight Sideswipe/Jolt

All Barricade wanted to know was if human females could scream louder than males.

This was it. The battle of Mission City was long over, but a new threat has risen. Elliett's father must be defeated if both of the worlds will live...but who will do it? How will they, when Sam and Elliett's lives were in danger? Sam/OC Sequel to T.L.A.Y

When Starscream reads information online about humans, and the effects of certain conditions upon them, his curiosity is piqued. He decides to conduct his own research, with one unwilling Sam Witwicky as his human subject...

It's only expected for one to say "Enough is Enough." and be quick to pass judgment. However, when a species is faced with damnation, its only fair that they fight back to live on and prosper.

AU. Sam Witwicky is in love with Mikaela Banes, and wants to marry her. To do this, however, he needs around twenty-thousand dollars, and a job. Prime Publishing Corp.'s head book editor, Optimus Prime, needs a secretary. Optimus/Sam, other pairings.

Sequel to "Break": what happens when the humans hear Ironhide's break? Are the Decepticons splintering? How can the Autobots pull themselves together? Yeah, I suck at these. More robot pain and suffering, how's that?

Epps buys a novelty chair on eBay. Who could have thought it would bring so much chaos to the NEST base? This story based loosely off Tenshi of Light’s Autobot Pranks. Ch 3: the 'Vette twins discover the figurative meaning of the word 'karma'. Complete.

A small prequel to Cover Me by Black Dragon Queen, with her permission. Barricade's first encounters with Sam, and the choices he made. Contains spoilers! Read Cover Me beginning to end before reading this! You've been warned!

Autobot Pranks spin off. A series of one-shots where Autobots, and sometimes Decepticons, find themselves in Family Guy situations. Not always caused by pranks. Hilarity and Insanity ensue!

Bee knew this day would come; he just hadn't expected it to be so soon. Character death, SAD fic. Hints at Sam x Bee SLASH. Please read and review! Now a TWO-SHOT.

Bad title, I know. Bumblebee wonders why humans celebrate Halloween. But when he sees Sam in his Halloween costume, he really couldn't care less why the huumans celebrate Halloween as long as Sam keeps the costume. BeexSam! WARNING! SLASH! Enjoy.

Inspired by Hummergrey's story No Where Else To Go. This is my version of why Prowl is the way he is and what happen to him when he relies what he's missing. Prowl/OC i stink at writing summaries please Read and Review

Post ROTF: When Lennox has to make a quick stop to pick pumpkins up for Annabelle and himself, the Autobots, with a little word from Bumblebee, decide that they want to try their hand at pumpkin carving.

Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

Optimus is sparkmate to Sry and now Bumblebee's the guardian of their three prime kids. But the bad thing is he turns into a vampire and with The Fallen wanting to kill the three kids. Bumblebee will do anything to protect them.

Secret Santa' is taken to a new level when new girl at school, Lauren Maddock, recieves a fragment of AllSpark from a clueless Miles Lancaster. Before she knows it, a strange policecar seems to be following her wherever she goes. What is this Crystal?