Oneshot. Short vignettes about the immortal scythewielding member of Akatsuki.

Itachi remembers everything. And Hana has never been the kind of person he could easily forget. [Oneshot, ItachiHana]

Inuzuka Hana was always known as Unforgettable and Dangerous. What happens when she meets Konoha's Uchiha genius Itachi? [Itachi x Hana] DONE!

It pulled them together when their worlds pulled them apart. [Hana x Itachi] [Sequel to The Distant Cry of the Wolf]

While out on a mission, Ino runs into a certain blond artist...

Stuck interrogating the obnoxious, yet dangerous, Deidara of Akatsuki, Yamanaka Ino must come up with a plan to make him talk. How far will they go to provoke each other? Far indeed.[Deidara x Ino]

In which Tobi shows Deidara the importance of appreciating simple things...like snow angels. Oneshot.

Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!

Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.

God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.

Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.

Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!

If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!

Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

In which Tobi has a dilemma in the middle of the night, and requires Deidara's assistance. DeiTobi oneshot.

What happens when our four favorite Akatsuki members are transported into the poor, unsuspecting world of pokemon? One thing's for sure, the pokemon world will never be the same. Discontinued. See rewrite, Mobius.

In their quest to save Gaara from the Akatsuki, Sakura and Chiyo fought and defeated the deadly puppetmaster, Akasuna no Sasori. But who was Sasori? Why did he turn himself into a puppet? Why did he abandon the Sand village to join Akatsuki? COMPLETE

Tobi has always dreamed of joining the Akatsuki. He just didn't anticipate the way in which that dream would be realized.

The organization known as Akatsuki is shrouded in mystery. But behind that veil of secrets, there are nine unique individuals.

AU What started off as the crappiest day... turned into something pleasant, and it was all thanks to her. And he discovered that working in an ice cream parlor maybe wasn't such a bad thing after all... OOC Itachi

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

CRACK.HUMOUR.OOC What would it be like for the Akatsuki when they were in Kindergarten? Featuring: Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Orochimaru, Tobi, Hidan, Kakuzu and Leader! CHAPTER 6 NOW UP. Sorry for wait!