Me in Tyrion's mind. A brutal and wicked tale. Mind your stomachs.

(Abandoned)A self-insert into the fandom without all that stupid romance and drama bull. Conquering the world in a brutal and creative way using modern learnings and foreknowledge of G.R.R.M's work. Warning for war crimes and brutality. Re-write is up.

An altered and extended version of Play To Your Best Card. A self-insert into the fandom without all that stupid romance and drama bull. Conquering the world in a brutal and creative way using modern learnings and foreknowledge of G.R.R.M's work. Warning for war crimes and brutality. Satanism, brainwashing, and, some serious psychopathic behavior too.

An unsuspecting man is dropped in a fictional war zone and must survive in a world much different than his own. (ABANDONED)

A modern day software engineer takes a walk in the woods finds himself in the body of Stannis Baratheon, one year after the Greyjoy Rebellion. What will he do?

An SI finds himself waking up in Joffrey Baratheon's body. What do you do when you're handed the reigns of the Kingdom, and near absolute sovereignty? Whatever the fuck you want it turns out. (Story is Dark and focused on Smut. Noncon, Coercion, Blackmail and Bondage are heavily featured. Still ends up going better for most of the characters than the show does.)

I am no longer in the comfort of my home and family. Now, I am wherever my feet take me, whether it be the snow of the North or the Riverlands, or the Vale of the Arryn. I walk where normal men cannot, or will not because I am no normal man. I haven't been for years. I am a wildling, a knight, a man with 19 years ahead of me before the great War of the Five Kings.