If anyone in any of the hidden villages ever asks you any question do NOT answer with the words 'because I'm a ninja'EDITED add your suggestions guys!

TOBI CLONES HIMSELF AND TAKES OVER THE WORLD! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! THEY'RE HERE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!EPILOGUE EPILOGUE EPILOGUE all comments and questions for Kisame's Corner will be answered in the full fanfic. ttyl

Breaking ties with her village was one of the hardest things Sakura Haruno had to do in her life. Trying to survive with Akatsuki’s very own Deidara may prove to be even more challenging. Updated. DeiSaku

Sasuke went to Orochimaru and ends up wondering a bit about how Orochimaru acts like an evil person and comes to a disturbing conclusion.

Itachi and a fortune cookie.

Kisame gets a taste a itachi in his booty jeans NOT YAOI OR W.E YOU CALL IT! just pure funneh

[OneShot] For all who have seen Charlie the Unicorn, this is Itachi getting dragged to Candy Mountain by Sasuke and Sakura. No one was harmed making this fanfiction except for Itachi's kidney...

Ino and Sakura join Akatsuki, Sakura falls for the weasel and Ino is in love with a fish could things get worse OF COURSE IT COULD!

KISAME'S CORNER! ASK HIM AND ALL THE AKATSUKI QUESTIONS SO THEY CAN GET A DECENT MEAL EVERY DAY! Chapter 19 up!

Everyone thought that it was Orochimaru that was evil but what if it was his butt bow he wears? Well that is where I come in I am going to tell you about that fateful day the truth came OUT! R&R! and you get a cookie!

Its a sequel to 'Strange love makes me itchy' Zombies, gay jokes, HIPPIES AND TRANSVESTITES WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? Okay fine i cant cook muffins im sorry none of those but Itachi's in a dress! Did i mention a black baby? WELL THERE IS!

What Sakura has a grandpa? What he's the akatsuki leader? Well if that isnt scary enough... i think i smell burnt love in the kitchen!

There is one thing in the world you don't ever Ever EVER do. And that is piss off Iruka. The Akatsuki has done that...The Akatsuki is screwed. Rated T for Violence. Oneshot plus 2 Omake stories: Kakashi finds TobiObito, and Sasuke Gets The News

The truth behind Orochimaru. Doncha just love the dub? gags

Yes. The quite girl in the corner is about to blow. Here's 30 ways how.

Never mention cookies to Sasuke ever again...or something horrible may happen...

ooo yes there will be blood, the title explains it all. Many pairings! NejixTen, GaaraxSaku, TemxShikaxIno. Contains lemons and dodgy but hilarious scenes...if you like dodgy stories and want an all nighter...your've got the right link...

Neji hates you enough. Why don't you push it some more? Here are 50 ways how.

Just what the title says. My way of sending Neji up the wall and staying there too.

Everyone loves to pick on Sasuke. Now it's your turn! Come see Dr.sentbyangels13 for all your pissing off needs.