what happens when kyuubi has her period ?WHAT HAPPENS TO naruto's body?Teen for crursing.

Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]

Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:

Naruto goes though some changes. And stuff happens. Seriously freaky stuff. Don't read unless you like weird. Rating may change.

A.W.C.B.G.L.T., as in Annual Wave Country Beach Games and Limbo Tournament. It’s the closest thing the ninja villages have to a vacation. And the leaf is going to be there, of course! Expect madness and Anko in a GString! REWRITE

naruto frees himself from the cage called konoha, he leaves with kyuubi to begin a new life.

The class waited, wanting to hear Naruto's poem, which would most likely be an epic failure. However, when his lips opened, this was not what they were expecting.

Team Seven is in the Hokage's office, delivering a mission report, when the Yondaime bursts in, demanding to see Naruto. Things get confused when Naruto summons the Kyuubi as a Shadow Clone, who proceeds to glomp Naruto. Pure Crack! Pre-Chuunin Exams!

A latenight party with the entire cast of genins leads to an epic game of truth or dare! [possible pairings. not yaoi.]

A story about Hinata, but in this case. She's as bad as ero sennin! Maybe even worse! Who knew Hinata was such a closet perv? Wait...what did Hinata just do to Naruto! Our sweet, innocent...ah, who we kiding, she's far from Innocent! NaruHina, ch. 14 up!

NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--

When Naruto finally had enough, he left Konoha in attempt to get away from it all for a while. He didn't expect to meet someone who would change his destiny and become the one thing he had always wanted, family. Naruto/Tenten, Jagaa(OC)/Kurenai (not Anko. Sorry) 'M' for language and sexual humor. (yes, the start is cliche, but I hope the rest of the story entertains you)

After the sealing of the Kyuubi, the Sandaime entrusts Naruto to his old friend Master Roshi, the turtle hermit. Now after 15 years he returns to the village to begin his ninja career. NaruXAnkoXKureXTem NaruXHarem

So, Sasuke killed Itachi and Orochimaru, and came back. What's he to do now? Why, whip out the PWNsome camera and start filming the craziness that is home videos...done by Sasuke and Naruto! NOT YAOI. RATED M FOR SWEARING.