Crackfic. Temari had entered the home improvement store hoping to find a decent paint color for her younger brother’s room. Instead, she found a foul mouthed monk who was not afraid to offer some blunt criticism for her every selection. Oneshot.

Temari can't help loving Hidan, despite their rocky beginning. HidanTemari, because they ROCK. Reviews, especially constructive criticism, greatly appreciated.

Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.

AU. ShikxTemxHidan. Temari had to drop school to get a job and take care of her bothers. So what happens when two guy's fight for her love? She blinks a few times before slamming the door in their faces, muttering things like "Did I pay the water bill?"

Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.

You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.