(Adopted from Monsters-Need-Love-Too) A faulty Portkey, a mangled leg, a dead classmate, a pair of wands, and a one way ticket to Isla Sorna. Today just isn't Harry Potter's day. Neither is tomorrow. Next week isn't looking too good either. Next month? How about next year? No? DAMN! (BAMF!Survivor!Harry, Slash, Timeline compliant.)

"The Ministry must be seen to do something", and with that, Harry Potter's wand is snapped. Expelled in his second year, he is invited to a new school famous for being the home of one of the Eight Great Repositories of Knowledge. But with Voldemort alive and the Chamber of Secrets still open, he will need every resource his new school possesses to stay alive in the coming years.

“He is my son as well, and as long as he is alive, I am content.” He paused as he looked at his new child and truly smiled for the first time since the loss of his own family many years ago, “Harold James PotterHaijime, Lord of the Northern Lands.”

After losing his Godfather and dubious about what fate has planned for him, Harry takes his destiny into his own hands, after talking with an old General on vacation. There is also likely to be some inaccuracies, spelling and typo issues, i know nothing about the military. Warning: A few mentions of straight people, but don't worry they arn't a big part of the story.

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

COMPLETE! This is the tale of the strenuous relationship between Harry Potter and Bill Weasley, faced with the past, jealous brothers, a slightly manipulative Dumbledore, and crazy and awesome Petunia. A Greek Mythology crossover-ish. Slash, Mpreg, slight abuse Re-editing as of 12.24.16 and Accepting Beta applications!

Complete! With a Light Lord interfering in Potter Family matters and a Dark Lord hell-bent on killing off the Potters, a cadet branch of the Potter family has to act. Armed with knowledge, Family Magik, and supported by many cousins, Harry takes Magical England by storm. Realistic characters and some bashing, HHR with less focus on pairings. Betaed by Marc the Unruly

After four years of playing Dumbledore's game Harry has finally had enough. This year is going to be different. The game will be played by his rules now.

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.

Harry and Hermione 'meet' at the zoo and get transported to the ancient outpost in Antarctica. This is based on r2r4l's one-shot Harry Potter: Failsafe with his permission.

Harry is told of a new world which might need his help. There he finds new family and new ways to annoy people. (Not Slash)

Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

DM/HP, Veela!fic. Every wizard comes into an inheritance when they reach their maturity. For some, it's more exciting than others, and Draco Malfoy knows this firsthand. He just wishes it would only be exciting and not complicated, but he also knows that he might just relish this complicated - for once. ON HIATUS BUT NOT FORGOTTEN!

Harry saves a small barn owl from his cousin and gang the summer after fifth year. But as we all know, nothing is as it seems. Things are about to change. Lab/HP cross. AU – NOT in What's Said universe. Mentor pairings only. No slash!

A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.

Just a little plot bunny/crackfic that would not go away. MoD!Harry.

Harry Potter harnesses the power the Dark Lord knows not, much to the chagrin of those in charge. Just a little plot bunny that wouldn't go away. My first published fanfic.

When Hagrid finds out how the Dursley's have been treating Harry, he has some complaints that he takes directly to the one that left him there. After examination Dumbledore decides to take Harry himself. How will things be different? CP in some chapters.

The Alterans made an improved strain of humanity. The Lanteans taught humanity to embrace science. Now, the Terrans will rise to the stars and wrap the galaxy in a war of a scale never seen before. Crossover of Harry Potter and SG1. Maybe SGA. Seriously AU. Contains elements of other universes but no knowledge of them is required. MAY become a major crossover with something else...

One man's desire to preserve his people's legacy causes events that he could not have foreseen. Once the other Ascended find out what he has done they are going to be faced with making a choice that they are unprepared for. AU

What if Harry died in the chamber got the knowledge of the ancients and then came back to life because of the Horcrux? Molly/Ron/Albus Bashing, Slight Ginny Bashing, Empire Building fic. REWRITE IN PROGRESS