Everyone was so busy arresting Harry after the DOM debacle, that only Remus Lupin noticed the snow white Grim come out of the Veil of Death. Sirius Black is back, and he's had enough of his godson being manipulated. HP/DG/TD pairing, plus one. AU.

Death the One Appointment we must all keep, unfortunately Harry keeps showing up early and is upsetting Raspy's boss. Raspy isn't happy and keeps sending Harry back. This time with his memories and a warning that if he comes early again, he ends up kissing a certain toad in a sweater for eternity. This time he is sure to get it right. Bashing of D and Molly,

Lucius visits Death and is sent back to right some wrongs and fix his family and the Potter boy. Narcissa and he learn to trust not only one another but the outside world and find freedom in their choices. Lucius guides Harry but this isn't an adoption story, as he moves towards his destiny regarding not only Voldemort but Hermione. Rated T for now but it will be rising to M

Sirius Black has escaped Azkaban after five years and is ready to right some wrongs. Someone tore apart his family and he will not stand for it anymore. Get ready world, Sirius is getting his family back. Slash,Threesome pairing, families of blood and choice, Good!Malfoys. Cliche.

Lily and James weren't as blind as most people might have thought and made plans for their only son and heir. This is their story and his.

When Harry finds a crying and bleeding Draco in the boy's bathroom the last thing he expects is friendship, let alone anything more than that. Somehow their strange relationship beings to bloom in the stress of an oncoming war. Hermione is also finding love, much to everyone's surprise. Krum never forgot her after all. Rated M for self harm, strong language and eventual lemons.

(Continuation of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality) It's easy to make big plans and ask big questions, but harder to follow them through. Find out what happens to Harry Potter-Evans-Verres, Hermione, Draco, and everyone else once they grow into their roles as leaders, leave the shelter of Hogwarts, and venture out into a wider world. Permanent home: anarchyishyperbole com

REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14

Narcissa M wants to join a magical high society league, to do so she is assigned 3 labors dealing with the Hearth, Home & Family as well as an apprentice, Hermione who wants to rescue Harry & free Sirius. Lucius just wants to support his wife, Draco wants to run away from home and Dumbledore, well he just wants his headache to go away. AD/MW bashed a pinch. Summer after POA.

Harry and Hermione get invited to Jurassic Park with the original guests, how much can they change, will they survive.

Harry Potter is invited to tag along with his guardian, Dr. Alan Grant, when he is invited to an island preserve off the coast of Costa Rica.

Abby Sciuto travels to England for vacation and finds herself in the middle of a mystery that strikes at the heart of the foundations of Hogwarts. Rated M for mature scenes in later chapters.

Harry has had enough. Finally cracking when his name comes from the Goblet, he runs to the States to an old friend. Will he get the family he always wanted? Or will the Wizarding World demand their saviour back to save them? T for now unless otherwise.

The Dursleys decide that they want nothing to do with the freak left on their doorstep. They leave him at an orphanage in America where he is adopted by Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Can the magical world handle a Harry Potter that is smart, loyal, brave, and cunning, already knows several forms of magic, and has no intention of being walked over by anyone? He is going to do this his way.

After Sirius's Death, Remus Lupin wasn't able to hang on to Harry and he ran into the veil of death. When he passed through he met his parent and Sirius and found out everyone was manipulating him and he had another relative.. he didn't have one friend. So he leaves the world behind. After some assistance from the goblins, he leaves for America where he hopes to find some peace

Just your average day at work until the elevator opens and a Mysterious Man walks off. After asking for McGee and later asking if he knows about a letter his client received. McGee has more questions then answers. The main one: Who is Mr. Black?

Harry ran away from Britain when Ron and Hermione plotted to kill him. He moved to New Orleans and becomes Christopher LaSalle. But when an old friend's wife is murdered, LaSalle has to reveal his magical heratige to the team. Will they trust him or will they be angry for LaSalle/Harry lying to them?

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.

A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?

Harry unknowingly inspires Luna to create a cult bent on world domination.

Why is it when you're drunk you come up with the greatest ideas! Well they aren't really great, especially when your father and his best friend, forget they did this and it comes back to bite you squarely in the ass. Thanks James, thanks Sirius. Marriage is a beautiful thing, when you are aware of it. But what happens when you're 15? HP/NM/AB Response to a whitetigerwolf challenge

The Potters had a plan for when the Dark Lord struck on Halloween. It was risky, but it worked. Lily and James Potter both survived the encounter, and their son was now the marked boy who lived. Eleven years later he sets off to Hogwarts with training to change the world. Little does he realize the Dark Lord he thought was gone, would return sooner rather than later. HannahXHarry

At the reading of Sirius Black's will several shocking revelations leave Harry Potter and Nymphadora Tonks reeling. How will things change for them? And what about that crazy, drunken contract between James Potter and Sirius? What will this mean for Harry and Tonks? AU after Order of the Phoenix. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

Formerly Harry Potter and The Emerald Coven. After Harry is killed by Voldemort, Death gives harry a second chance. By sending him back in time with a coven of witches, Harry tries to prevent the war from happening in the first place. Time travel Multi-Soul Bond AU.