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Small Town Letdown by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Kyle's running away and Kenny's along for the ride. KennyKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Sick Home by Lance Ruhiru reviews
When time makes it worse. ScotttenormanCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Eric Cartman - Complete
Bendable as a Ruler by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Hey, grandmothers are hella shifty, man. A conversation that may as well be onesided. CraigStan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
Lips of the Grave by Lance Ruhiru reviews
kenny will be a serial killer who is serially killed: trey parker, october 19, 1998.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Kenny M. - Complete
If Frankenstein Loved His Monster by Lance Ruhiru reviews
A bully has often been bullied himself. A few years down the road, if Tsst had ended entirely differently. KyleCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Cheat Code For Life by Lance Ruhiru reviews
He knows he is dying, knows he is not being irrational. He wonders what it's going to be that does him in. A bit of a stroke, a touch of the smallpox?... KyleKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Friend in Reserve by Lance Ruhiru reviews
KyleKenny. There are best friends, there are enemies, and then there are the people you keep around just so that you aren't alone.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
NO PLT by Lance Ruhiru reviews
StanCartman. Wherein Cartman can't begin to imagine it, and Stan can't stop.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
Alcohol Strictly Prohibited by Lance Ruhiru reviews
WendyBebe. Senior Picnic and drunk lesbian cheerleaders. Go team GO.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
The Kind of Beautiful You Pay For by Lance Ruhiru reviews
On loving the one that can't help leaving you. BebeKenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Bebe S., Kenny M. - Complete
No 14 by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Bebe first realized it on the hair dye aisle at the drug store. BebeHenrietta
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Bebe S. - Complete
Come Home, Cows by Lance Ruhiru reviews
First rule of relationships: don't try to start them with people you don't relate to. StanCartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Eric Cartman, Stan M. - Complete
That Jesus Only Knew Man by Lance Ruhiru reviews
Like TJOKM, only with less wangst and more sex. Stan and Kyle still aren't gay. BebeKennyMole
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Christophe, Bebe S. - Complete
Things Are Getting Kind of Gross by SekritOMG reviews
True, Stan shrieked like a little girl the first time Kyle woke up without any eyes, but Kyle tried not to make fun of the poor guy — if he could have seen his own reflection, he might have shrieked, too.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2010 - [Stan M., Kyle B.] - Complete
Fruits and Birds by SekritOMG reviews
An ode to inter-faith gay relationships, and consumerism.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Catilinarian Orations by SekritOMG reviews
One morning, Kyle wakes up with a vagina. LOL! Poor Kyle.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Came A Long Way To See You by SekritOMG reviews
A rough couple of weeks in the competitive South Park antiques market. For Foodstamp's contest. Stan/Kyle. Craig/Tweek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Bake Off by SekritOMG reviews
The school is having a bake-off, and Stan thinks he can win -- if he can survive through the week. Slash. Stan/Kyle. One-shot. Etc.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
An Extended Metaphor by SekritOMG reviews
In what way, exactly, is Kyle like a bicycle? Slash.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Liebe Und Krankheit by SekritOMG reviews
Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clyde D., Kenny M. - Complete
Keep On Doing What You Do by SekritOMG reviews
Kenny is anything but conventional; Craig is married. These are issues that are best worked out at the school Christmas pageant, yes/no? For RandomGhostie.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
The Rectum is a Tomb by SekritOMG reviews
It's summer in 1980s London, and Stan is blissfully unaware that after the rentboy comes the flood.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 233,604 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Fake Hipsters by SekritOMG reviews
You can take Stan out of South Park, but you can't take the South Park out of Stan. College slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,720 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Stan M., Ike B. - Complete
The Other Table by SekritOMG reviews
So many boys in 11th grade at South Park High School are gay that an academic comes to town, looking for answers. Kyle agrees to help him. Slash. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,376 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Classism by Sam-Sam-Samedi reviews
Theirs was a difference in destiny. Kyle and Kenny friendship fic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete