Stan and Wendy are dating each other, except when they aren’t, Cartman devises several cunning schemes to make Kyle date him, and Kyle dates his hand and considers himself the best off. Oh, and Kenny is dead. But only every now and then.

The receptionist took one look at them and asked, “Groom running away with the best man?” Kyle sputtered a negative, but Stan asked curiously, “Does that happen often?” She shrugged. “About as often as you’d think.”

Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]

Eric'll do anything to win Wendy's heart. Even if it means helping Kyle, convincing Stan he's gay, becoming Bebe's slave, and listening to Kenny talk about his feelings. He might even succeed, too, if the Cartmans and Charlie Mansion don't screw it up.

In which there is a dance, but very little dancing. Everyone is scared of Wendy, everyone loves Cartman, Stan is very much gay, Kyle is very much not gay, and Kenny very much wishes he were gay. Het, slash, and wannabe slash.

Tweek has never been so sure of something in his life. Craig wants to eat him.

The first real fight Stan and Kyle got into was when they were discussing who would be on top if they were, COMPLETELY HYPOTHETICALLY, a gay couple.

[Based on episode 616] Cartman returns to the future, an obese car repairman instead of a wealthy CEO of his own time travel company, and becomes obsessed with fixing the life he so spectacularly screwed up.

Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]

Kenny McCormick, 22. Drop out, drug addict, deadbeat father... and prophet, unless the angels are pulling his leg. Wouldn't be the first time. Now the Church's got an assassin after him, Cartman's on another power trip, and Uriel won't stop freeloading.

Cartman is in a predicament. Does he brag about getting a little somethin' somethin', or conceal it because she's a dirty hippie? And why isn't his cocaine ring turning a profit? Most importantly, who keeps shrinking his pants? xover, crack, CartmanWendy

StanCraig, TokenTweek, KyleKenny, PipDamien, CraigClyde, RedAnnie, MoleGregory, JimboNed, GaryStan, ButtersDougie, StanToken, TweekCraig, ChoksondikMackey, LexusButters, StuartGerald, WendyBebe... and many more. 28 drabbles in all.

The worst fanfiction, ever. Sequel to YTG? Terrance and Phillip get married, but that's just a subplot. It seems that Cartman, Damien, and the world are conspiring to keep two couples apart. Oh, and Big Gay Al is a wedding planner. Hilarity ensues.

Fun times with the evolving relationship of two super best friends at business camp lead to Kenny wondering what rhymes with orange, a bet that will make or break either Cartman or Wendy’s empires, Stan paranoid about prom, and Kyle cowering under a desk

Kyle and Cartman have never seen eye to eye. Could a crack-pot proposal from an outside party finally bring some harmony to their tumultuous relationship? KyleXCartman, with a few side pairings.

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

Stan is assigned an essay about phobias, and Kyle sure is a big help. Style one-shot, from, like, the beginning of time.

I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him. I'm not going to think about him anymore. Craig/Tweek. Post-breakup fic. Craig's point of view.

Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. Craig/Tweek.

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

"You know that dinosaurs are way, way, way better than robots," Clyde said. There's only one way to settle this. Hold onto your panties, ladies. Six-year-old Kevin and Clyde have a showdown.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. still pretty funny three years later.

Wow, this used to have an extremely unappealing summary. How do you properly summarize porn. Anyway, yeah: Craig/Tweek, quackery and poppycock, utter smut, sex, lemon, whatever you want to call it, there's dick. Two of them. This is a oneshot.

Then he tells you, "Nothing's impossible." Then all you have to say is, "Well, some things are." - Scraps, basically. Boyish soliloquies, dream sequences, silly emotions. Nothing too good here.

AU. There's one place where all the suicide kids go. It ain't Heaven, it ain't Hell. It reminds me of prison. We did the crime, we're doing the time. And the time is forever. update 2013: officially discontinued.