Clyde still has yet to get used to living with Craig. Craig still has yet to get used to crawling jellybeans, Clyde's new Facebook addiction, food philosophy, Tom Jones, and more recently, "bro hugs." pairings no longer really a thing. i'm writing this on the side with original characters, but i'll update the south park version for the next billion years. thanks for reading!

Tweek obsesses over the petty details of life. Craig just wants to wear toe socks.

Feast your eyes upon the very beast that mastered the anatomy and functionality of the female psyche! Delve into my vast knowledge of picking up chicks - and maybe dudes - with ease and flawless strategy. Suck on that, Craig. hiatus!

Stan and Kyle make an amazing discovery.

Cartman likes Kyle, Kyle likes Stan, and Kenny likes anything with two X chromosomes. Slash.

Kyle and Stan take the plunge. Slash, crackfic. Written as a small belated tribute to National Coming Out Day 2006.

Creek! Tweek just doesn't know what's good for him. *Booze Blood Sex*

My name is Kenny McCormick. I’m nineteen years old, a high school drop out, bisexual, and head-over-heels in gooey, reciprocated love with Butters Stotch. Which may be a little hard to tell, considering I’m currently ramming Bebe Stevens. *IMA ROBOT*

So the violent, bad tempered boys can't fall in love? Creeky abuse fic.

Pip and Damien are MANLY.

If it looks like a girl, acts like a girl, and sounds like a girl, can Bebe still be a lesbian? BebexMarjorine plus maybe some others.

When the old ball-and-chain's fastened around your neck. Or at least you think it is. Craig's POV. Mature means sex.

McCormickcest drabbles. Prompted by...me being a sicko. Come be a sicko with me please.

Red rocketing Pavlov's dog. : D Creek, short and silly and pointless.

Craig surprises Tweek with Valentine's day crap! Surely nothing but great things come of surprising Tweek!

I hate titles. Um. A miserable Stan uses a little tiny Ike to get back at a neglectful Kyle, and things happen because of it. Mature, yo.

Craig wuvs his Tweek, and also is kind of afraid of having his brains blown out of his skull in his sleep by him. Dumb one-shot.

Tweek goes through the entire emotional spectrum as Craig tries to drive his drunk ass home. Sad things happen.

Use to be "Anything". Craig waited too long, Tweek didn't wait long enough, and Dave, whoever the hell he is, needs to meet guys his own age.

Crappy short fic about Craig being late for a phone call. Creek.

Pillow talk with Kenny and The Mole.

Courtesy of Indiana Beach Bum AND BroflovskiFan. In a class where there aren't too many expectations, students are about to get far more than they bargained for. Bet your school never taught you this. R&R.

StanKyle. New feelings are unearthed between the boys when they return to South Park after their first university terms for winter break. Chaos and hilarity ensues.

He had known it meant nothing. So then why was he crying? SK ONESHOT

[ONESHOT] There are no happy endings when you’re living in lies. Sometimes no one’s right. Sometimes we’re all wrong. SK