James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.

In which people talk alot but say very little. Slash and humor. A Smoke Break Production.

Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE

Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.

“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.

After the occurances at the end of OotP, Sirius finds himself on the pavement of a Muggle city. Slowly he begins to learn of a life beyond the Veil, but, when old alliances crumble and he must depend upon his enemies, Sirius begins to long for home.FINISH

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version

Imagine that one person that irritates, infuriates, & insults their way under your skin to the point where each moment with him or her becomes a pop quiz in self-control. Now, imagine that you've woken up in that person's body. For Lily Evans & James Potter, learning to navigate this unfortunate and stressful new reality is truly a walk through hell.

On the 31 of October, 1986, a young man fell from the sky and landed with a thump on the edge of the forest next to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

What do you get when you have a modern muggle dwelling inhabited by the Gryffindor Golden Boy and the Slytherin Ice Prince? A whole lot of stress...

1980. The order of the phoenix members are all called to have an immediate meeting due to an odd apparition of some sort that reveals what looks like the future… What happens when one of the hologram figures falls out of their time into theirs? SPOILERS!

It's our Savvy Slytherins fifth year... Time for a little career counsling from our favorite potions professor!

Dear Diary, I would like to state that I am horrible at keeping diaries. But this time's different. This diary is going to last longer than 1 entry. Because I'm being forced to do it. But that's not the point. Lily. R&R

AU. Harry Potter disappeared! While the Wizarding world sink into war, Harry is thrown in a whole new world and left to fend for himself. He will have to prove himself worthy of bonding to the long thought dead Magical Dragons and becoming a Dragonmaster.

“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!

WARNING: Contains bad language, character bashing, imaginary basilisks, inappropriate student teacher relations, babelized French, crossdressing, 'The 24 Hour Soap Opera Network', violence, Communism and eye of newt.

In Harry's 7th year, children from the future suddenly appear at Hogwarts and one of them claims to be Harry's son. Problem is, Harry isn't the only father...DMHP [NO male preg]

New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Lily Evans is your average teenage girl,with a chocolate chip cookies obsession, issues with coordinatation and not exactly fond of James Potter. Diary of our beloved, engimatic Red head Rated for language

Dumbledore's new idea is not appreciated at all by Lily Evans. Learning to live by one's self should surely be left till after school. Unfortunately for her, this develops into more of a problem. Like becoming the arrogant James Potter's little housewife.

Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.

COMPLETE! AU Welcome to H.W Academy, where manners exist and the nobility reside. It’s the only world James Potter knows, but when Lily Evans enters his life, that world is shattered. L/J He’s about to learn that there are some things money can’t buy. R/R