In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.

Formerly known as 'The Will of Three'. Minato's Shiki Fujin was meant to slowly drain the Kyubi's chakra into Naruto, and it seemed to be working well. In fact, it worked a little too well. Starts after Battle of Bridge and branches out from there. Follow along as Naruto turns destiny and fate on its head. Rated M for safety.

To die and move on; it was what the Master of Death wanted more than anything. But not every victory ends with the victor getting what he wants. For Harry died, and he had moved on. But not to the realm of the dead. No, he ended up in the womb of a certain Uchiha. This is a story about how most plans seem to backfire. A story about sacrifice and love in more ways than one.

Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?

Being electrocuted is one thing, being reborn into an entirely different world is another. I can't believe I went through high school and the college application process only to die and come back as a freaking NINJA! I'm starting to think that someone, somewhere, is having a serious laugh at my expense...

When the third member of Team 7 dies, the Council must beg Uzumaki Naruto to join it so that Team 7 can enter the Chuunin Exams. NO PAIRINGS. GEN. Chapter 5 and 6 have been fixed and are in their rightful place. :)

It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.

The seal was supposed to seal away the demon at the cost of his own soul. And that's what happened. Really. Do the details honestly matter that much?

Obsolete, read Feathered Sanguine for Rewrite. /OC Self-Insert, slightly AU, Manga Spoilers

I hoisted Gaara up off of the ground impatiently and knelt down to his eye level "Next time someone picks on you, don't get emotional and lash out at them, come and get me and I'll handle it for you, got it?" I asked. He sniffled a bit, then grabbed my sleeve in a death grip and nodded silently. I ruffled his hair "Good, now let's get outta here before Yashamaru throws a hissy fit"

"Heh, get real, Sakura. As an Uchiha, it's a given that I'm naturally smarter than you." - "Naruto-kun, just know this. As an Uchiha, I simply cannot steal and wear one of your orange jackets." - "Psst! Sasuke-chan! When are we gonna have them address us by Uchiha-sama? Huh? Huh?" Uchiha Kai, breaking stereotypes since he could talk without gaining suspicion.

A foul-mouthed, snarky and genre savvy jaywalker finds herself decorating the asphalt and reborn into a stratocracy where child soldiers are the norm. People she comes to care for will die and she's unwilling to play the hero… but as Kurenai, maybe she has to. Or not. [SI]

What if you woke up to a role so completely unfitting and with a future already made? With a contrasting mindset, knowledge in a convoluted mess and ambitions steered a different direction, this only completed the odd assembly that was the new Haruno Sakura. Welcome to her life. OC Self Insert.

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

Naruto was born five years before the Kyuubi attack and the fox was sealed into his younger sister. His parent don't have the time to teach him so he looks to others to help him become a great shinobi. AU Powerful Mokuton Naruto. Alive Minato and Kushina. Chapter coming soon :)

She knew that mixing Uchiha blood and Hyuuga blood was "supposed" to result in the child having the Sharigan in one eye and the Byakugan in the other, but the theory of genetics disagreed. Guess who was right? Uchiha/Hyuuga, Dual Dojutsu-SI-OC. AU. Itachi/SI-OC.

The supposedly retired boss breathes his last for his Famiglia, whilst somewhere out there, a baby wails his first. Boss!Tsuna reincarnating into Naruto-verse. [DISCONTINUED] -up for Adoption-

When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...

Uzumaki Naruto's world changed when he was befriended by the often silent and introspective Aburame Shino. With new mentors, a great best friend backed by family and clan, and a whirlwind of chakra, allies and enemies, Uzumaki Naruto will leave behind a legacy of great renown. Uzumaki Naruto will become the greatest ninja assassin, also known as Jorōgumo! (W: OOC, MxM, OC)

Even afterlives had expiration dates and mine was no exception. If anything, my second life's clock had started ticking the moment I was born into a world where the impossible was possible and where only the strongest survived. Self-insert/SI OC, slow-burner

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

Kurama or Kyuubi no Kitsune was really King of demon, and with that authority he summoned one of his subordinates to take care of Naruto(and him); so that, he would worry-less about his own well being and existence. And his summoned subordinate just happen to be a demon known as Sebastian Michaelis. GEN.

Bored. That's one word that describes Naruto, the new Juubi. Deciding to set out to another world based on his predecessors memories, he goes to create chaos like what his namesakes means. Watch out Gods! Someone is here to cause trouble and you just can't beat him. No serious plot, for fun really.

I had a feeling in the back of my mind as if something had changed that day. Had I looked around I would have noticed a shadow lurking in the trees and something change in said persons eyes with interest. I might have regretted revealing so much. But I didn't notice, and so I remained blissfully ignorant. Hyuuga/SI/OC

Ending the Fourth War years ago brought peace. Until shinobi started getting systematically killed. All the Nations are on edge. War is coming unless someone finds who's doing this and why. Anyone hunting the threat has died. Nara are famed for intelligence and one of them makes a bold decision. What better help than someone who can't die? She just has to dig him up first. [Hiatus]