Smut University 2013 hosted by Project Team Beta. Homework assignments inspired by a prompt. One shots that will typically feature Jasper and Bella, I imagine, since I heart him hard. AU, rated M for adult situations and probably language and stuff since I cuss like a sailor. May the naughtiness ensue!

On a meandering, cross-country road trip to visit her mother, Bella's beloved truck died, stranding her on a rainy, dark, and desolate country road. Somewhere in the Mountain State, in a remote, little backwoods bar, she discovered much more than mere road-side assistance. Entry 10 written by GeezerWench www. fanfiction. net/ u/ 2996300/ GeezerWench (delete spaces)

AU/Vamp/Two shot. Taking a turn off the road could get you lost, force you to make a detour or land you in a lot of trouble. But sometimes this is where forever awaits. Bella Swan took a turn off the road and found someone she thought was a myth. Different take on vampires. Very M.

Written for DCM's Squeeze My Lemon. They'd been separated for much too long, so when her warrior returns home, she welcomes him with more than just open arms. AU/Vamp. PWP.

AU/OOC. Everything she knows, everything she believes in, turns out to be a pile of lies. Having lost everything, she moves to Forks in search of answers. He is the thing that walks in the dark; she is the one girl in all the world. How can you kill your enemy when you love them? 2nd place Best C/B in the Non-Canon Awards. WINNER Best Cullen Lovin' in Emerging Swan Awards 2012.

AU/OOC. It was a great honor to serve the Master, and there was never a shortage of volunteers. She came to him, eager, out of her own free will. She had possessed his every thought since the moment he laid eyes on her; it was time he took what was his. Includes Bella/Jasper, Jasper/Emmett, Bella/Emmett, & Jasper/Bella/Emmett, no vamps but sill supernatural.

Sequel to TLotM 1 – The Devil and his Maiden, but can also be read on its own. AU/OOC. Having grown bored, Jasper and Isabella take a trip to Italy to pay a visit to the Volturi and have some fun. The brothers are less than happy about the interruption, and Jane's about to go ballistic. Also, how did the Vatican earn a new ghost?

AU/OOC. For decades, she thrived on the local folk—and on the local folklore. Now, a newcomer showed up on her property. She growled and hissed, but he still called her his kitten. For him, she would purr. Best Cullen Lovin' WINNER in the Emerging Swan Awards 2012.

Death couldn't free her from the iron grip that was held over her life. Even vampirism wasn't enough to allow her freedom to live. After a century of being placed in glass on a shelf, she breaks free and runs. She put no thought to her actions, and must now face the consequences. *Christmas Wishes Comp 2015 One-Shot* 18 and over, thanks. Rated for everything and then some.

I'd had trouble sleeping for years, so when that strange saleslady suggested I try "Sweet Dreams" I didn't hesitated. Not only did I sleep like a baby, but each night I was visited by one of four men. But the potion wouldn't last forever, so what could I do when I realized that I wanted to spend more than just my nights with one of them? OOC. No Twilight. AU. Bella/Garrett-Peter-Ja

AU. When Carlisle meets Bella, they are mutually suspicious of each other. At first, it doesn't even occur to him that she could be the one to put an end to over three centuries of loneliness. Luckily for him, fate intervenes.

Both of them are broken in very different ways. Can they piece together their shattered existences to make something resembling a relationship, or will something wicked get in the way yet again? AU.

What might have happened if Jacob was a bit further away when Bella dived off the cliff? How much difference could a few miles or minutes really make? AU.

*Complete* AU Eclipse. Jasper cannot suppress his need for Bella any longer, so he takes her, in more ways than one. One-Shot maybe more. Dark sexy Jasper.

AU Twilight. NON-CANON. Alone for centuries, Jasper is on the run from the Volturi for a crime he did commit, alone and deeply unsatisfied, although unwilling to admit it, he find's his mate in an unexpected source. She will change and complicate his existence forever. Now Beta'd and continued.

*Complete* AU Twilight. Jasper always gets what he wants, Bella is no exception. One-shot.

What if Bella had reacted differently after she saved Edward in Italy? Abandoned by the family, Bella slowly grew stronger in their absence and, even though she loves them all, Bella decides to hold the family responsible for their actions when she returns from Italy. Bella teaches them all that their choices have real consequences, ones that just might change everything... JxB O/S

Jasper's control slips when Bella bleeds on her birthday, but he's not the only one. In the distraction, he gets to Bella, but he pulls back in time for her to become a vampire sooner than anyone had planned. What no one ever told them, though, is that a link can form between newborn and sire, and it can break all other bonds… A meandering, semi-lyrical Jasper/Bella oneshot.

It's not every night you get harassed by a crazy vampire claiming to be your soul mate. Jasper's really starting to regret going into that diner in the first place.

Jasper's been waiting nearly a hundred and fifty years for his mate. The last half century has been spent on the sidelines. It's time to step up to the plate.

Edward left Bella for Alice. How will Bella and Jasper deal with this news and will they be able to forgive and move on? I don't own twilight or anything in my story

Bella learns something she's never known.

Bella finds herself being very confused by Jasper's behavior while Edward is on a hunting trip with the family. A Jasper/Bella one shot

The Cullen's experience an odd mystery. Edward is displaying a decidedly un-sibling like affection for Alice, while Bella and Jasper seem to have become the new Edward and Bella? The story is told from other POV's. AU

There are things going on in the Cullen house, Emmett's confusion leads the story.