The ocean has haunted Matthew long sense the days before his discovery and no one, weather it be America, England, or even France knows why. Lately though, it seems like you can always find him by the shore. Talking... But no one's there.

The wall is finally coming down and Gilbert waits on the other side and realizes that he can't remember anything on the other side. How will his friends and family handle it? Just read it! EDIT: Final chapters up!

Short accounts of Australia's everyday life

What would Hetlaia be like of America had 50 children to look after? And what if one of those children had to help out him and his "Allied Buddies" win WW2? And what if that child fell for the enemy? Story better then summary, trust me! ON HOLD-sorry!

This is a fic with parodies of many fairytales! The first one is Little Red Riding Hood with North Italy as the Little Red Riding Hood and Prussia as the wolf. Warning: Yaoi!

It's April Fool's Day, and plans are in the works to prank America. But will everything go as planned? What will America's reaction be? And how does Mexico keep sneaking into America's house? !

The Allied Force wanted to build an alliance with the Asians, but China won't let it happened. China gave the four nations a simple challenge, but would they be able to finish the task?

China's panda population is dwindling and Mr Dragon wants China to make a porn video to encourage the pandas to mate. Guess who China ropes in as his co-star? Written in response to a kink meme request for an APH couple making a home porn video.

In which Poland tells Hungary she should, like, become a man.

Rants about this much loved group of countries based on the themes. Not a specific group of them, for they can vary per chapter. Each will be at least 1000 words. .:Discontinued:.

Nations of the world, please input your comments here. Everyone else, sit back and enjoy as the insanity unfolds.

A "what if..." fic. Poland is sick of being treated like a crap by America, so he decides to make him respect his little ally with a help from England. Warning: swearing in English and Polish.

Poland surprises England with his method of testing for mines... Oneshot

LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME – Written for the kink meme. Child!Poland teaches Child!Prussia the word ‘awesome’. Edited from original

Prussia, as East Germany, has plans to resurrect himself as a totally awesome empire. Naturally, this requires snarky input from Poland, his Eastern Bloc-buddy, who is fabulous like a phoenix.

Japan finds himself in an awkward situation. In which Germany reveals his ass, and he is adviced to take his clothes off. By Italy. Oh boy...

Poland has a totally awesome idea, which opens the floor for a pun. Pointless little drabble with a beautifully bad joke, guarenteed to make you groan.

Comparing some characters from Naruto and Hetalia.

It speaks for itself.

Got bored so I made a parody of Ultimate Showdown.

CRACK. England and Sasuke switch places, and Japan is looking pretty guilty.

England, unknowingly has started an international challenge: The first one to get Canada and America dressed in tuxedos and escort them to the annual Eurasian Nations Ball gets their lands AND bodies. Human names used.

Prussia, France and Spain just want to spend a nice evening together, drinking something... However, two of them end up in jail. What the hell happened?

When Prussia said that kind of "chick", he didn't mean an actual chick, Italy.

Conversations in the aftermath of three hockey games of the 2010 Winter Olympics... Losing is so hard to be good at.