When Rose takes a walk in her sleep there are surprising results. FML contest entry.

He is my lazy brother. She is my perfect wife. He is a brilliant painter on drugs. She is an erotica writer in disguise. At 7:43 a.m. I leave for work and they stay wrapped up in their little bubble of art. Written for the FML contest.

Edward fell hard & fast for Bella, but his fight with her brother ended their relationship. When Bella falls hard & fast on the ice, a trip to the ER brings them back together. That is until an epic misunderstanding… FML Contest entry - ExB AH

One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.

My entry in the FML Contest. Edward is a senior still living in the campus dorms. Bella is a small town girl and the RA on his floor. Surprises await them before heading home on winter break. Hints of citrusy fun! Please read and review. Voting has begun!

FML One Shot Contest Entry. Foxholes and Germans and Sex, Oh My! We're not in Kansas anymore folks. Just how do Edward and Seth cope with the misery of Bastogne? Rated M for a reason. Slash/Explicit sex and language. AH/AU

Bella is not supposed to date a cop like her father, but when she meets Deputy Cullen, that all goes out the window. They try to keep their relationship a secret while they can't keep their hands off each other. An entry in the 2010 FML contest.o/s

FML Contest Entry - Jacob must take care of his newly disabled father. He meets his father's doctor... but so does his mother.

Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places

This is a one-shot for the FML contest. It includes a divorced Bella and almost divorced Edward. What happens when they meet? Should one of them been more honest?

Written for the FML contest. Bella Swan is not proud of the fact that she's a virgin, so she takes on a challenge handed to her by her therapist in the hopes it will ease her sexual frustrations. Rated M for lemons and language.

Entry for the FML Contest. AU/AH. An innocent trip to the park goes terribly wrong for Edward and Jasper. Maybe they should have read the sign that said "No Admittance After Dark".

Oneshot Entry for FML contest: Bella Swan, Math teacher at a local public school, and finally she meets the man that would end her 'drought'. But then life handed her lemons...FML... Edward/Bella,AU,AH

Bella's bad luck at surprise birthday parties continues. This is an entry into the FML Contest. Check out all the entries at http://www . fanfiction . net/community/FML Contest Fics/77195/

Jasper has had the one person he loves taken away from him, at the hands of the person who thinks she can help. But what happens when she ends up making it worse? Insanity cannot be fixed. It can only be acted upon. Entry for the FML contest. AH. Very OOC

He follows the routine, day after day. Never changing the path his life is on. Not letting anyone get close. Until one day the routine changes for the worse. AH, OOC. Entry for the FML contest!

Entry for the FML contest. Nothing says FML like watching the trojan ecstasy condom commercial with your Mom. Just ask Bella. Oh, and I'm sure Edward is pretty familiar with it. One Shot. Bella/Renee, Edward/Esme

Edward and Bella go way back. Now that they have a chance at love, will Carlisle's philanthropy leave them wondering when it will be their turn for forever? Entry for the FML contest.

O/S Entry for the FML Contest. AU/AH. Emmett and Rosalie have dessert...obviously, it goes a bit awry. M for language and a bit o' citrus smut.

AH/AU - Shy college student Bella Swan has never been on a real date. What will it take for her to give love a chance? A one-shot entry for the FML Contest.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Straight-laced-Bella's bachelorette weekend in Vegas gets a wee bit out of hand. Entry for the FML Contest.

Alice falls in love with the sexy singer Jasper Hale. But does Jasper love her the same way? Alice thinks not. She spies on her beloved via MySpace, only to be dumped for the fake MySpace girl.

My entry for the FML Contest COMPLETE